Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!
Me: thanks i made this one special just for you
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My employer reading my work experience off my resume
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things i made very stoned and don’t remember doing
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I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over
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some kid just skateboarded down my street crying
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Everyone liked that
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Miles Morales was instantly relatable in the first 30 seconds of his appearance in Into the Spider-verse when he only sung along to like 28% of the lyrics to Sunflower and just mumbled random syllables to the rest.
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small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
me:
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learning how powerful it is to say “this is what i feel” and “this is what i want” and firmly standing by it
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