Planet SHLOPPY 🤤👅💧 was a perfect utopia ☮️✌️ until the ASSteroid hit 🍑💥😜 One hundred 💯 adults and their repliCUNTS 😏 were issued a Pupa 👶 and EJACULATED 🚀💦 into the… space 🌌 searching for new HOES 👯♀️ on uninhabited worlds 🪐🌕 We SMASHED ‼️👉👌 on Earth 🌍🌏🌎 stranding us on an already overCOCKulated planet 😳🐓 That's right, I've been talking this HOLE 🕳 time. I'm the one holding the Pupa 👶 My name is Korvo 👽 This is my (smoke)show 🚬📺 BALLocks, I just dropped the Pupa. Ugh. This is riDICKulous 🍆😒 I hate Earth. It's a WHOREible home 🥵🔥 People are stupid and CUMfusing 🥴💦💧 Why don't they send this to 🔟 sexy Shlorpians who make them ballocHORNY 😩‼️
If you get 0 back you're ShlorPATHETIC 😭👎🚫
If you get 5 back you're an arousing alien 🔥💯👽
If you get 10 back you're a certified MOUND SUCKER 👅💦🌱