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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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lilo and stitch did a better job at representing everything s*a tried to do with music and lilo isn’t even “““canon autistic””” 

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It’s almost Passover :)

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If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

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The Battle of the five Armies countdown - day 21 of 30

Bonus: 

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smcxy-bxlrxgsisms

[Your url but  you change it with the following criterion:

Every “i” is replaced by “iii”  Every “e” is replaced by “c” Every “o” & “a” is replaced by “x” Add “isms” to the end of it

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“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

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aight its getting pretty dull on here give me the scoop on the latest prank gone wrong in middle earth

Ooh, I’ve got a spooky dip for y’all 🎃

It’s a little known fact that Legolas hates Halloween. He’s from Arachnophobia Capital™️ and can’t stand anything or anyone who celebrates spooky spiders.

Well, given that it’s October 1st, Merry and Pippin decided to take this into their own bastard hands.

With a plan in mind, Merry and Pippin “comforted” Legolas over the whole upcoming spooky holiday, and suggested he true slept his way through it, because by the time he wakes up, Halloween would be over!

Legolas actually thought this was a brilliant idea, and immediately headed off to true sleep.

With the elf now super unconscious, the hobbits decided to split dye his hair stark orange and jet black

Legolas sensed a disturbance in the Force™️, woke up and immediately rushed to the mirror

You can imagine what happened next.

Siblings will be siblings 🤷🏼‍♀️ Related by blood or not XD

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people will be like “fanfiction writers!!! are everything”

and then turn around and say a website that doesnt pay the writers they make their traction and money off of is a saint that would do no wrong.

im just saying. ao3 gets their money

those writers dont. lmao.

so whyre you making it about the writers when they could post pretty much anywhere huh? 😂 and youre only paying a website.

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Anon me facts about me that you think are probably true

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Coming into a fandom late

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literally furious at people in women’s sports advertising and people who take it upon themselves to judge the bodies of female athletes

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This is the only day you can RT this

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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

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Will u join the challenge?