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tangled gave us so much, but mostly it gave us the beautiful and intense love of a horse and the man he is chasing in order to imprison

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I don't know where it came from, but several years ago this idea popped into my head unbidden, and for some reason it tickles me. I don't know if it's funny, but I like it and I made it into a zine, I hope you enjoy it.

It lays out really nicely as 3-up spreads on A4 paper, so you can print, staple and fold it, then cut it into 3 zines. It made it really easy to print up 20 of them to trade at this art social thing I went to

micron, rotring and sharpie on printer paper, coloured and screentoned digitally, 2024

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there's something incestuous about seasoning tofu with soy sauce

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But neither one of them is pissing on the poor!

We should use this image whenever we see poor reading comprehension on a post

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1000% here for this kind of humor.

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

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Saw a post about how halal and kosher meat will likely be the only reliably safe options in the US because their safety and cleanliness standards aren't dictated by what's the barest legal minimum that government food safety regulations demand.

So you're like 5 years away from "ever notice how the musulmans and jews never get sick from bad meat? clearly this is proof that they are poisoning us" right now.

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Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them

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as we all know, red dragons breathe right-channel audio, white dragons breathe left-channel audio, and yellow dragons breathe video.

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there IS actually a reason why seconds and minutes (and degrees for geometry) are in base 60 instead of base 10, and if you want to blame someone for that, blame the very specific way Babylonians counted with their fingers.

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As a usamerican, can confirm. Possibly in the form of a giant blue termite (if you’re, say, from Rhode Island) or a 50ft tall lumberjack or cowboy.

usamerican moment but I think if a business is going to advertise to me then I think it should be in the form of a really alarming giant fiberglass statue

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had to go back and give this a second look. no notes 10/10

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Hey it's normal for the noises of pipes and fridges and such to sometimes turn into voices where you can sometimes make out words, right? My fridge briefly turned into a suburban white mom arguing on the phone today and I heard her exclaim "the money!?"

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“The”

some words you can only spell on autopilot. once you stop to think about it you've already lost the fight

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One thing about the Euros is that the English still haven’t quite adjusted to the Queen dying so during the national anthem they keep singing “God Save The Quing” like there’s a non-binary monarch on the throne.

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What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?

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