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Holding the boys

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scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

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where’s that article by james frankie thomas where he says like “prior to my transition there was only one kind of sex i wanted to have. and i thought i could never have it” because i am about to blow these people’s minds

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CALL YOUR HOUSE REPRESENTATIVES. THE H.R. 1 BILL CANNOT PASS.

This bill will gut Medicaid and Medicare, resulting in 19.5 million people losing health insurance. These will be the poor, the disabled, the elderly. They will be left high and dry, and people will suffer.

This bill also imposes a 10 year moratorium on states regulating AI; this will allow the AI industry to grow unchecked.

It will triple the ICE budget and turn the current mass deportation efforts into the stuff of nightmares.

This website allows you to easily locate and call your representative; there is a script provided, and it tracks the bill's alterations and progress as well.

We cannot allow this to go through. Make your voice heard!!!!

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Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

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99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

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"But I need wizard school media to live" just develop bad opinions about the X-Men like a normal person.

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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

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the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

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anniversary card idea: "you make this house of leaves feel like a house of stays"

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in hindsight, herobrine never seemed malicious. everything widely accepted as 'canon' about him - placing redstone torches, digging tunnels, watching you from afar, building sand pyramids (and sometimes he'd be thought of as the reason behind terrain / world generation glitches or even the bug where you'd find your spawn chunks repeated, or chunks from other deleted worlds cut into your current world)... it never hurt you. he simply existed, and made things.

i can't help but wonder, did he just want a friend? did he build sand pyramids because he saw another player do it and thought they looked cool? does he only use redstone torches because he's light sensitive and the lower light levels are nicer on his eyes? does he sometimes copy the chunk your house is in because he liked your house and wanted to live in it too, but was too scared to ask you?

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i hope i am not just a mutual to you but also the strange creature in your bushes that makes you say “jesus fucking christ what was that”

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I think I just realized that part of my anxiety with being in public is that I feel like I don't have the same right to use public spaces as other people do. Like they're the real People Who Use This Coffee Bar. And when I try to use it as someone who is not Inherently Worthy Of Using The Coffee Bar I'm just getting in their way

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I am the original

Feminist Starwalker

#deltarune

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It’s definitely not “do whatever you want bc nobody cares” it’s somewhere between “people don’t care as much as you think they do” and “if you want to truly do what you want you have to not care about how much other people care”

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i feel like we can’t really talk any shit about birds who get tagged by scientists becoming extra desirable to other birds bc like imagine if someone was abducted by aliens and given a mysterious unbreakable bracelet. and then when you ask them about it they get this complicated and distant look in their eyes and admit they don’t know what it is but the aliens put it on them and they can’t take it off no matter how hard they try. and you go oh that must have been terrifying and their expression softens a bit and they say it was, but it made them realize just how precious our brief time on earth really is, and they don’t know when they’ll be taken again but it’ll probably be for good this time so until that day they want to live every moment to the fullest, watch every sunrise, cherish every beautiful thing. then they reach over and gently pluck a fallen leaf out of your hair, and for a second you’re distracted by the dazzling shimmer of the cuff around their arm but then you realize they’ve been looking at you with this soft sort of smile on their face so you lean closer and idk the point is i think it would work on us too probably