smilehakadog

[smilehakadog]

So, um.

How are things going?

@shackle-and-door

I HAVE A PLAN but i'm... afraid it may take some time. it hurts to say but hold on for a bit longer.

[smilehakadog]

[smilehakadog]

[smilehakadog]

If any members of the international police happen to be looking at my blog here: this is all a joke!

[smilehakadog]

forget all of this, how do you make a gun

how to get money

how to get money no job

how to get money no job don't want to battle

how to get money for doing nothing

how to steal

[smilehakadog]

ivory is a lovely wonderful pokemon. however i cannot stress how uncomfortable it is to be laid upon by a literal skeleton.

[smilehakadog]

how to get money

how to get money no job

how to get money no job don't want to battle

how to get money for doing nothing

how to steal

[smilehakadog]

nothing's impossible. especially if enough people believe.

give me some time to figure out how all of this works. i will find a way to make that bastard pay in every timeline

i know it doesn't sound very realistic at the moment, but i promise you, i have a plan to deal with That Man. this won't last forever. - @smilehakadog

I thank you.

But. . .

We are from completely different universes.

How will you reach me? How will you find me?

It sounds impossible, but I appreciate your resolve.

[smilehakadog]

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

[smilehakadog]

if your name starts with g and ends in s count yo fuckin days

[smilehakadog]

my houndstone who doesn't realize he's begging me for boiling water on the stove

[smilehakadog]

i don't think it's a possibility so much as fact at this point...

if we're talking about the same person... first off i'm sorry. in ways that i can't describe with words. if i hadn't run away i don't think he would have ever taken other kids in. if he did, i could have done Something.

but it's that experience that allows me to say with certainty that any sort of noble cause he told you about was a hoax. his idea of "liberating" pokémon would be catastrophic for all life as we know it and shows a deliberate lack of understanding for the environment and the ecosystems that allow the world to thrive.

if you ask me, he doesn't even believe that himself. it's an excuse to rend people and even pokémon helpless.

i think it would be good of you to meet some of my pokémon, if that's okay? i can't speak for every person in the world, but i live and breathe for my pokémon. i'd lay my life down in a heartbeat for them, and if there's one thing i'm confident in, it's my ability to provide for them.

did the people who believed team plasma going off about how you should release your pokémon think about how bad that shit would be for the environment or did you all fail basic biology? yes dude, go ahead and release literal millions of pokemon who have already become dependent on humans into the wild. let's not even think about the possibility of introducing invasive species, foreign disease, who cares? go ahead and release that alolan ninetales so it can kill off the last flying and dragon types we have in unova. i am so tired.

[smilehakadog]

i don't think it's wrong. maybe you'll find a way to appreciate them in your own way someday.

if anything, i think i find the vastness of the universe comforting in a way. i think it would be boring if we were able to explore and know absolutely everything. then there'd be nothing left to do, yknow?

When you look to the sky and the stars above, what do you see?

-Colress

@beyond-the-threshold

a lot. i don't think about it much because they're all so far away that the chances of them ever mattering in my life feels slim.

i do like the ideas that people and pokemon are reborn as stars in the sky after death. it gives a beautiful meaning to something I don't really think about otherwise. it's a comfort to imagine everyone who has come and passed looking down on us.

[smilehakadog]

it's crazy how much you can get away with if you just act like you're supposed to be there it's kind of awesome. i guess my age helps. fwiw if i ever go to college im not going here so nothing i do here matters, probably,

nobody caught me trespassing yesterday but i did "borrow" a textbook ill put it back uh probably someday. maybe. like when im satisfied

[smilehakadog]

nobody caught me trespassing yesterday but i did "borrow" a textbook ill put it back uh probably someday. maybe. like when im satisfied

[smilehakadog]

When you look to the sky and the stars above, what do you see?

-Colress

@beyond-the-threshold

a lot. i don't think about it much because they're all so far away that the chances of them ever mattering in my life feels slim.

i do like the ideas that people and pokemon are reborn as stars in the sky after death. it gives a beautiful meaning to something I don't really think about otherwise. it's a comfort to imagine everyone who has come and passed looking down on us.