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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

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"lewd" is possibly one of the worst words of all time in terms of sound, feel, look. it solely feels like something a frigid nerd would say. it looks like 2010 randomspeak. yuck!

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they supposedly teleported a photon recently and all the headlines are like omg teleportation is REAL get ready for portal 3 everybody!!!! except they just teleported one particle and you are made of several more of those. so now im just picturing someone getting teleported and they come out the other side looking like a lasagna someone left out in the rain. i will keep my particles where they are i think

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I need to know what these things are

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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if mario was trapped in a cave for generations he would gradually become pale and lose his eyes and start hunting for fish and centipedes by sonar but he wouldnt lose his overalls or hat

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😭 how do u win the idgaf war when it comes to shipping

i'm 28

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It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

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Cum is the 5th humor and brother, I'm about to start acting hilarious

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TOURNAMENT PINS ARE HERE!

As of now, there are only 50 of each!

Of course, there are still plenty of blind bags left in stock:

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NEVER GIVE UP

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On one side, we believe that disease is caused by germs. On the other side, they believe that disease is caused by miasma, or malicious spirits, or alien petroleum gods.

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It's Juneteenth yall. And I'm not letting this day go unmarked.

Black people fight for everybody. We stand in solidarity with women, lgbt people, poor people all over the world of every skin color and background. Every religion and nationality.

Today, stand with us. Be with us. Tell a black person you love them. Hug a black person (with consent). Ask that hot black girl out today. Make a black person smile. Black lives matter to everybody and you matter to us.

Stand with us on Juneteenth like we stand with you all year round, and I hope a happy Pride month continues for all of us

💝

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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area