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kid: dad whats a 69

dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

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Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of the line you just crossed

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when that menstrual depression hits you in the middle of your seasonal depression in the middle of your regular depression

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person: *casually mentions something i’m obsessed with*

me: 

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Do you know what’s coming up soon?

S P O O K Y W E E K

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things to believe in 

a wonderful future

the sun rising

fresh starts

happiness

the moon

kindness

poetry

beauty

magic

love 

you

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Dan: *grabs phils hand*

Phil: ha G A Y Y Y Y

Dan: how did you do that?

Phil: do what?

Dan: speak in rainbow?

Phil, counting his money: that’s what happens when you’re the Lesbian King you basic bitch

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swagger

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Reblog if you’re gay or you think puppies are cute

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🎶🎶HEY PRETTY GIRL WHATS YOUR NAME WHATS YOUR NUMBER? IVE GOT THE KEYS TO MY DADS YELLOW HUMMERRRRRR🎶🎶

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can’t go somewhere without the other

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someone: who’s dan howell

me:

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periods of life

birth

??????? error

death

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