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i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

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How it feels to be autistic and work customer service

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Ok, loves, so we've all got the message that joking about suicide is bad for your mental health. Now we need to get on "joking that the planet/all of humanity has no future is bad for societal health/encouraging resistance to bad shit."

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Hi guys! I know I’ve been quiet the last couple of days💔 currently I’m drawing for artfight a lot! And if I’m not drawing for that I’m playing Death stranding 1 😭

So technically no „new“ Gerry art but here my second attempt on drawing him in my new style! I personally didn’t like it as much as the others, but I decided to post something again 😅 hope you like ir anyway 🫶💖

(My artfight username is Nova_Artifex btw🫰)

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Gerry, having some tea in an otherwise empty café. I loved working with monochrome in this one. Really sets the mood.

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They should Tell everyone on both love island and survivor that a nuke blew up the Us and that they have to work together to start a new society . And then see which one becomes more warlike / Powerful

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I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost

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Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

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I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

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you gotta watch out when theres an animal cause you literally might get sniffed

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mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified

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"Elias, am I still human?"

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they call him eyeball arm samama on account of the eyeballs in his arm

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a small step in the right direction is still a step in the right direction. make some progress today. however much.

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iconic tweet, may we all get love like this amen