smilingsarah10
smilingsarah10
Flirting My Way Towards Functionality
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Graduate of Bethany College • Pansexual • Writer • Teacher • Lover • Friend • 27 • Female/She/Her
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smilingsarah10 · 9 days ago
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Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year
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smilingsarah10 · 1 month ago
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Dr Glass: male loneliness epidemic - embarrassing, all the things they think women want are what MEN want. I bet those losers are all going to the GYM. If they actually wanted friendship, or fitness that appeals to girls, they’d be taking riding lessons -
Me: is this about the -
Dr Glass: five. Five women at that barn who would’ve had me! Who almost had me! I was fighting for my life! Women are not secretive, you know! They’re all quite clear about where they go and what they do. They want men who read, and have a bum in jodhpurs. And men - men are all going to the gym! To do WHAT! To lift weights by themselves with other single men with headphones on. What are you learning from them? How to be more single! Meanwhile the women are paying to go to bookshop wine nights and fancy dress balls by THEMSELVES. The men are just doing exactly what they want and pretending it’s for women. RIDE A HORSE
( I guess he just wanted to share that.)
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smilingsarah10 · 1 month ago
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also a poem from the new, unreleased collection. very possibly my own all-time favourite.
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smilingsarah10 · 1 month ago
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I don't usually post my non-fandom craft stuff but I worked for a long time on this tablecloth so I wanted to show it off😌
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smilingsarah10 · 1 month ago
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The continued adventures of Detective Agnes and her "K9 unit" Señor Scratchy
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smilingsarah10 · 1 month ago
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im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you
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smilingsarah10 · 1 month ago
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smilingsarah10 · 1 month ago
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smilingsarah10 · 1 month ago
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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
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smilingsarah10 · 1 month ago
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smilingsarah10 · 1 month ago
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I need a little help here
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smilingsarah10 · 1 month ago
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this is like lingerie to me
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smilingsarah10 · 1 month ago
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terrible news: the only way to find out if something you create is gonna be good or bad is to actually create it
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smilingsarah10 · 1 month ago
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smilingsarah10 · 1 month ago
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No children are allowed in the Library of Congress.
It's not that kind of library.
In other words...
You are being lied to
again
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