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horsethoughtbarn 5 name

if horses werent called horses what do you think they should be called

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i love this website i just feel at home here you know

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I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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strong contender for best book cover

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black leg “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed let me be used until there is nothing left of me” sanji

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Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough

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I cannot stop thinking about this article. It has enchanted me.

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how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?

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YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.

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But also a reminder to everyone this DVD exists

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Fondly remembering the time that a cat owner casually entered their calico Maine Coon in a cat fancier’s competition and the judges lost their minds because the cat was 1) male and 2) able to bear children