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I've seen a few posts saying that Aziraphale and Crowley basically need nonstop couples therapy for a decade or whatever to fix their communication skills, and while I do think that would make both hilarious and gut-wrenching storytelling, I really have to just disagree. Their communication issues aren't the average kind, they're built of millennia of actually literally fraternizing from opposite sides of a cold war that was pre-destined to end in literal armageddon, and one of them (Crowley) was regularly actively working against his own side and the other one (Aziraphale) was occasionally disloyal to the particulars of his orders and often dishonest about what he was actually doing. Aaaaall this while Aziraphale and Crowley conducted a deep friendship, literally fell in love, and then proceeded to hide it so well and for so long that their level of repression extends to the self. Like. Their problem is at a level that makes me insane but it's also really, really simple: they love each other so much, and to them the other's safety is of the utmost importance, and they had to be so careful to protect one another from the crime of being loved by the wrong person for so long, that they don't even know that keeping the other person safe is THEIR SHARED CORE PRIMARY MOTIVATION. I am screaming.

What they need I s2g is an honest knockdown drag-out screaming argument where they finally become so frustrated and desperate with one another that FINALLY one of them says some variation of "I've only ever wanted to protect you" and the other goes "SO HAVE I" and then they both kinda go... oh fck.

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Nobody tell him.

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Have you thought of just talking to him?

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aziraphale: sins a little crowley: 😏😲😍😂

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some more book!husbands.

trying to make crowley's look scream "DICKHEAD" when you look at him and the he stands next to az and it screams "SUGAR BABY"

also when they get home:

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MICHAEL SHEEN

There's something about movies (2019)

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The metaphor kills me. You can’t turn a turnip into an inkwell the way you can’t turn crowley into an angel devoted to heaven

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Celestial disasters

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GOOD OMENS + TEXT POSTS [3/?]

Bonus:

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crowley you will be metaphorically devoured like that ox next season i swear to god just hang in there

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He didn't know he was starving

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“I think I understand a whole lot better than you do”

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a longing.

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I know you so well / You could be staring right through me / We could be one more dream / If I go, If I go / Will you come back in and save me?

Is it all, is it all, is it all that you wanted? / Is it everything and more? / Everything you and I left the garden for? / What we started running for, we started running for?

Is it all, is it all, is it all you imagined? / Can you handle thе surprise? / Can you open the gatеs underneath my disguise? / Can you see me this time? / Will you? / Will you or will you?

cypress - sarah kinsley gets the azicrow blorbo song stamp of approval

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first shot we get of crowley in s3 is set to queen's somebody to love and as it starts with "each morning i get up and die a little / can barely stand on my feet" we see him literally getting out of bed (been sleeping for months) and bump into countless bottles of wine scattered on the floor. he looks around looking for a half-full bottle and starts drinking again.

doorbell rings. multiple times.

he drags himself to the door and opens it as the song says "somebody to love". it stops abruptly and turns to complete silence as we see aziraphale at the door holding an infant (baby jesus 2.0) looking like he just ran a marathon.

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look at you, you're gorgeous!