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Based on the infamous “MY IMMORTAL” bad fic from Harry Potter fandom. Put your character in the generator then paste the description. Tag 5 or more people on whomever you wanna see be ‘My Immortalized’.

tagging: whoever wants to do it

Hi my name is Johnny Storm and I have short blond that reaches my neck and clear blue eyes like the ocean and a lot of people tell me I look like Erin Heatherton (AN: if u don't know who they are get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Johnny Blaze but I wish I was because they're a major fucking hottie. I have white skin. I'm also a fire guy, and I am part of the Fantastic Four in Manhattan where I'm drop out/working with the Fantastic Four (I'm 32). I'm a Prep jock (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly Red. I love H&M and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a White long sleeve shirt with a red tee over) and Shaggy, faded denim blue jeans, Tattered, worn sleeves and Basketball sneakers. I was wearing Wearing coconut scented hair gel. I was walking outside the club. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of nerds stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. "Hey Johnny Storm!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Peter Parker!

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The view from this booth was spectacular. On the left is the stage where two gorgeous and athletic ladies danced passionately to the DJ playing a remix of Take On Me. To the right was the bar where a row of women leaned forward to gather the bartender’s attention with their assets. At his sides were beautiful women, just friends though; they knew Johnny well enough that it’d be too dangerous for them to date, yet it didn’t stop them from being an entourage. Johnny felt like the king of kings--that or James Bond.

In his moment of pride, his eyes caught sight to a beautiful red headed dame. He almost howled and tapped his foot, and if this were a cartoon his tongue would be draped across the table and his eyes bulging. Without much hesitation, he hops over the table and follows the path the red head takes. Like a predator stalking his prey, he moves gradually closer and closer and closer until he’s right behind her. Soon as he clears his throat to warrant her attention, he notices it, the burn scar that reveals itself on her neck. He takes a glance over her and sees it goes all along her side. Suddenly he’s guilty. He didn’t do it, but he’s burned enough people, enemies or otherwise, to know the pain that attributes to fire. He swallows, suddenly regretting making eye contact with her. Part of him hopes she can take out her negative connotation with fire on him. A slap, a kick to the nuts, anything would be fine with him as long as she felt better. 

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Comic Book Starters

"They treat me like I'm a stupid girl."

"You are forgiven."

"I'm a bad daughter. I-"

"It is permitted for a warrior to be sad."

"Any chance that black liquid is coffee?"

"I'm a little creeped out about kidnapping."

"We have to make this right."

"It's gonna be loud-"

"Art thou a wizard?"

"Damnit. Damnit. Damnit. Damnit. Damnit. What did I do?"

"I have endured worse lies from better men my entire life."

"I. Am. Coming."

"It's been a long night."

"... You're here and you're not alone."

"... Do what you must."

"Welcome home, beloved."

"Do I know you? You look familiar."

"I'm a bad guy now."

"Forgive the intrusion at this ungodly hour."

"The monster has come for us."

"I SAID it was going to hurt."

"You will discontinue your slaughter, and your maiming, immediately!"

"Spank my fanny and call me a rump roast."

"Life's not easy. Especially not when you're trying to do good."

"What did you DO?!"

"We've dallied long enough. Kill them all!"

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“Half a--you are a cruel woman. This is almost as bad as the time you kept the secret from me.”

“Half a dish and a potsticker.”

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Johnny’s rather embarrassed to admit this, but the answer was, “Milk.” It has been his favored choice since he was a child. Regular, chocolate, strawberry, you name it and he drank it. Recent years he’s becoming attached to almond milk as well, but he’s certain it’s just due to the vegan fad these days.

Waffles || Closed

“Mimosas are my thing. Not everyone’s.” He shrugged. “You more of a coffee or OJ guy then?”

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The door closing on its own shouldn’t have spooked Johnny, yet here he was, flinching when the inanimate object moved on its own volition. Now he’s within the Sanctum, trapped in these magical walls. It’s a spooky sensation as everything within the home gives off a weird vibe. He’s careful when he walks, eyes glancing at every object he passes by. The hairs on the back of his neck stand up when he moves past a moaning vase.

Casey’s voice is like a lighthouse in the dark. He doesn’t need to hear her state the warning, yet he heeds it regardless. He picks up the pace to close the distance between them and soon he’s by her side.

“How do you manage? I mean, there’s a bunch of dangerous and weird things at the Baxter Building but nothing like moaning vases. What was that about anyway?”

“This is the Sanctum Sanctorum, science-y doesn’t really happen here.” With a grin, she started to walk down the hall way, the door slowly creaked closed behind them. “We can check Stephen’s study if you like. That’s they only place I could think he would keep something like that.” 

Stopping in front of a large spiral stair case, she waited for Johnny to catch up. Most people lagged behind, looking over the weird artifacts that decorated the halls. “Be careful about touching things… A good number of those will bite if provoked.”

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Johnny is unable to tear his eyes away from her fingers combing through her bleached locks. He too wants to join in and run his hands through her hair, however, He resists the urge, considering his best friend and her are pretty close, intimate actually. He isn’t sure if they still were, regardless he respects the boundaries. “Whenever you want to join in on one of our missions just ask, sure Reed and Sue won’t mind at all.”

Without much notice she asks (sounds more like a demand) about her hug. She has every right too, it’s been a year since they have seen each other. He doesn’t hesitate to wrap his arms around her, and he even goes so far as to do a little spin. He sets her down with a big grin, “How’s that for you?”

“ Aw, thanks sunshine. Got it done a couple of months ago. Thought I could get a fresh new look.” Mei flashes him a smile, running her hand through her blonde locks. “ Hit me up next time you go planet surfin’. I had this design for a space suit and I really wanna test it out. Also, hey, where’s my hug?” 

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Sentence Starters -- Texts From Last Night

[text]: I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.

[text]: Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.

[text]: Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.

[text]: Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.

[text]: Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.

[text]: I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.

[text]: Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.

[text]: I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable

[text]: Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?

[text]: Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake

[text]: pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready

[text]: I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made

[text]: Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway

[text]: Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life?

[text]: In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches

[text]: I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?

[text]: my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman

[text]: You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.

[text]: I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.

[text]: She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.

[text]: So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.

[text]: Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?

[text]: My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.

[text]: I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.

[text]: I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food

[text]: i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place

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Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

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"Waffles yes. Mimosas? Not so much, bro.”

Waffles || Closed

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“I stand by my side of the argument that waffles and mimosas is a perfect meal no matter what time of the day.”

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aconnormanning:

cute first date ideas: hand-to-hand combat

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❝ Four centuries of this damned immortality; Yet, I did not ask to be made.Why?  I will never again feel your sun upon my face, Nor the comfort of a grave.

I am not alive and I am not dead.

                                                This is Hell on earth ❞

                                        { indie jason blood/etrigan the demon }

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Johnny scowls at his misfortune and turns his body half way from Casey to cross his arms. Reed didn’t have the time to fully describe the item he was picking up in the moment Sue pulled him away for some family time. Thus, Johnny pulls out his phone to send a text, knowing very well he won’t read it until later in the day. 

“No, Sue didn’t give him the opportunity.” He enters the Sanctum regardless of his business coming to a close so soon. He was bored, and surely in this house of mystery, he would something to do. “Probably something science-y, got anything like that here?”

      “Sorry, but the Doctor is out. Important business in another dimension. Any idea what exactly you’re supposed to be picking up?” She raised an eyebrow, stepping to the side so he could enter the door way. 

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JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED STARTERS PT. 1 feel free to change pronouns.

‘ don’t take it personally,____. he doesn’t trust anyone. ’ ‘ whoa! where have you been all my life? ’ ‘ pinch me, i must be dreaming. ’ ‘ this is just too weird. ’ ‘ i’ve seen stranger things.’ ‘ uh, what’s plan b? ’ ‘ are you always so eager to fight? ’ ‘ do I sense fear? ’ ‘ you have no idea how corny that sounds. ’ ‘ i’m not really a people person. but, when you need help - and you will - call me. ’ ‘ aren’t you gonna thank me? ’ ‘ will you show some dignity for once in your life? ’ ‘ you can’t scare me, ____. ’ ‘ well, i’m off to avenge your deaths. ’ ‘ i suppose this is a bad time to say I told you so. ’ ‘ i’m used to being thanked when I save someone. ’ ‘ which might explain why you can’t get a date. ’ ‘ oh, ___, i’m hurt! how could you have this little party without inviting me? ’ ‘ oooh, this must be the part where I get so scared, I spill my guts. ’ ‘ and now I’m a freak. ’ ‘ what did you ever see in him? ’ ‘ i can’t think - i’m tired and hungry… ’ ‘ hey, we’ve both got a martian’s phone number on our speed dial. i think i deserve the benefit of the doubt here. ’ ‘ weird. am i the only one creeped out here? where is everyone? ’ ‘ you watch too many movies. ’ ‘ guess you’re not as dumb as you look. ’ ‘ this calls for a little travelling music. ’ ‘ and i thought ____ was creepy. ’ ‘ i, uh, only read it for the articles. ’ ‘ you stupid, ignorant, pathetic excuses for heroes! ’ ‘ do you think I care? ’ ‘ well, aren’t you a ray of sunshine? ’ ‘ as far as I’m concerned, this mission’s over. ’ ‘ i know, i scare a lot of people. ’ ‘ sorry, but my identity’s a secret. chicks dig that whole “man of mystery” thing. ’ ‘ whose hand is that? ’   ‘ you think you can kill me? you’re welcome to try. ’ ‘ I had to fix my hair. ’   ‘ i don’t have to do anything. ’ ‘ you stupid little man. ’ ‘ and they say i’m scary. ’ ‘ i’m so dead… ’ ‘  i, uh… hey! how’d you like a snack? ’ ‘ and do people really talk so much when they fight? ’ ‘ i’m surprised to see you here. from what I’ve heard, this isn’t really your sort of affair. ’ ‘ i do my best work in the dark. ’ ‘ and what’s wrong with the way i dress?! ’ ‘ i think i need some mouth-to-mouth. ’ ‘ you’re always bad cop. ’

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“I’m not here for pleasure, but for business. Reed would be here right now in my place if it weren’t for my sister Sue. I’m here to pick up something that Reed needs for his project, he said Strange would know what it’s all about.”

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      “And here I thought the Sanctum had scared you off… Or maybe it was that gross slime creature. Any way, long time, no see.”

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”He’s one of the strongest people and yet, the silliest person I’ve known. You always want to KILL him, but sometimes… sometimes, you’re glad you DIDN’T.”

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The second embrace is more meaningful. He holds on to his best friend tighter now and rests his chin on his shoulder. Now he honestly didn’t care what the passersby were thinking. Then Peter goes ahead and drops a bomb. He almost flails out of the embrace and grabs hold of his friend’s wrist, jerking him with him as he marches down the sidewalk.

“No I didn’t,” he speaks with a commanding voice, “we’re going to Vegas, right here, right now.”

“Of course I do! God!” He’s too relieved that the whole team is actually okay to be mad at Johnny. That part will come later. Letting out a soft huff, Peter hugs him again just as tight and doesn’t let go.

“……You missed my twenty first birthday, y’know.”