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Herbert did, of course, take this a step further by declaring that the ultimate army would be one made of crazy religious zealot lesbians raised from birth for the task

You just think Tumblr gave rise to the "all men are evil and only lesbian sex is pure and good" people, but Frank Herbert wrote about that shit in 1981

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You just think Tumblr gave rise to the "all men are evil and only lesbian sex is pure and good" people, but Frank Herbert wrote about that shit in 1981

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I'm not a big cat person, but I DO really admire their commitment to fucking with their friends in a way that's borderline abusive

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That's actually acclimation, not adaptation

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can you watch her while i go smoke

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every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

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Bro... How the fuck do you draw this with a straight face. Fucking Volodymyr Zelenskyy mommy milkers.

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Are... are people actually getting their news from tumblr?

i am legitimately so frustrated by the stupid unfunny destiel confession news thing u losers r still doing. destiel “the us has bombed iran” do u ppl not understand how obnoxious this is? the bit has run its course and been unfunny for years now anyways but doing this shit is so fucking offensive and irreverent

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Not a euphemism. There were 5 birds in my yard that just completely didn't care when I sat with them for awhile

I got to hang out with 5 turkeys earlier. Great experience

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I got to hang out with 5 turkeys earlier. Great experience

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Was just informed that "any sufficiently deep enthusiasm is indistinguishable from academic rigor" and hoo boy we are really in a crisis of anti-intellectualism.

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careers in science & academia are so Cassandra-coded. you possess a Great and Burdensome Knowledge (at heavy cost*), which is both its own reward and its own punishment. and no one fucking listens to you

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Despite considerable phylogenetic distance (JOE et al., 2020), Pisum uligum (Wigan pey wet, common pey wet) and Liquamena gravina (butcher's gravy, field gravy) have been found to overlap in niche space at certain field sites. Studies conducted in Wigan (Trawlerman et al, 1979; Trawlerman 1995; Trawlerman & Barm 2001) have shown that in the local smack P. uligum has essentially replaced L. gravina in a number of key ecosystem functions.

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I'm coming to realize that there isn't so much a north/south US accent difference so much as a rural/urban one

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i love you house of leaves i love you piranesi i love you jorge luis borges i love you kitty horrorshow anatomy i love you naissancee i love you hill house i love you blame! i love you monument valley i love you manifold garden i love you myhouse.wad i love you pathologic i love you control

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Ugh. I really need to become a vegetarian to be consistent with my personal beliefs, but like. Ugh. All my favorite things to put in my mouth are meat :(

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This isn't even a fetish thing. I just thing the "lay around doing nothing but napping, stretching luxuriously, playing, and licking my own genitals" life would be ideal for me

It's literally bullshit that I was born a human instead of a dog