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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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okay. enough jokes. i'd like to take shelter in the warmth of your gaze now

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sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

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Having a crush is all fun and games until you’re looking for him in a crowd of people even though you know he doesn’t like you.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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i want a mysterious source of income

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Is this a problem?

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Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.

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i think theres something deeply and horribly wrong with me *remembers im a tumblr user* i know theres something deeply and horribly wrong with me

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"i can fix him" ok well i can make him scared of me and hard

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your vaguely awkward and socially inept vibe has captivated me

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i wish you guys could read the amazing fic i haven't written and probably will never write, it's fire

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fujin was using every single one of his three braincells in this cutscene

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Hi