smol-dargon

[smol-dargon]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[smol-dargon]

When you think about it, David Kawena is the biggest green flag among Disney men

No, I am not accepting counter-arguments

Not only is he super sweet to Nani, he's just really nice to Lilo. Just genuinely nice. He cares about Lilo like they're already Ohana, which is perfect because when he marries Nani, they will be one

There are tragically people who see the children in single-guardian families as burdens or obstacles. I once heard of a man who told a single mom "I don't mind if you have baggage." Said "baggage" being her daughter and she did not take that comment well at all. I've even personally heard stories about a stepmother who actually pushed to replace their spouse's old children with new children

The fact that David cares about Lilo enough that he essentially tries to be an older brother/father figure for her makes him so great. There's never even an implication of him trying to get brownie points from Nani by taking care of her. Lilo will bring up that they like each other, but David only ever focuses on Lilo when they hang out

David never treats Lilo like a problem he has to accept to be with Nani. It's never "Well, I like Nani so Lilo's part of the deal, I guess."

David just genuinely cares enough about Lilo that he willingly puts himself in a paternal role for her well-being

The true testament to this man's quality is that there are episodes in the series where Lilo says she would be happy if David married Nani and became part of the family. You cannot name a green flag better than that

[smol-dargon]

Please please please

[smol-dargon]

is hockeytale papyrus single

aka i’m politely demanding hcs

Hope this answers your question ;) Ik i didnt give any headcanons here so if you want a text post of those just send another ask. Or send asks about anything else.. did i mention asks are open? I love hockeytale sans and papyrus

also happy deltarune day to all who celebrate!!!!!

[smol-dargon]

i’m obsessed w hockeytale papyrus so i’m sending ANOTHER ask so u can provide as many hcs as u want 🙏

for you my favorite asker and #1 papyrus fan… anything.

Papyrus plays hockey headcanons!!

(aka HockeyTale)

First, the only major difference between hockeytale and undertale is that someone’s collection of vhl hockey recordings fell into the underground and people taught themselves hockey

Snowdin, Waterfall, Hotland, and New Home all have club teams (snowdin usually wins due to… having ice)

Pap is THE player on The Snowdin Snows (Asgore insisted on naming the teams)

He plays center and absolutely dominates on the ice. probably all that training for the royal guard…

Unfortunately in the underground, there isn’t much in terms of hockey gear, which is why pap ties his scarf around his head. a little protection is better than nothing, right?

From the little Papyrus knows about surface hockey leagues, his favorite team is the Arizona Coyotes! Good thing a bunch of their merch has fallen into the dump recently. They must have had a bad season or something….

He painted flames on his stick so he can “strike the puck while it’s hot”

Doesn’t know why people tape their sticks, but does it with orange duck tape because all the other players he’s seen do it.

Pap actually uses figure skates that have had their picks grinded down by sans because all the other hockey skates they’ve found wouldn’t fit him

Even still he has to wear thick socks to get them to fit right

Pap has a dog bed he keeps his hockey puck in when they aren’t playing. His name is Pucksworth.

Overall Papyrus has a crazy love of the game. It gives him something else to put his endless energy into while underground :)

These are just some of my hcs for him, I have many more for both him and Sans, so if anyone is interested or has questions or just wants to request something or whatever my asks are open ;))

[smol-dargon]

back again w more hockey papyrus. sans is a goalie (he just sleeps in the goal).

i’m gonna start calling this art hockeytale even tho that 100% exists elsewhere

requests r open if u wanna hear my hockeytale headcannons

[smol-dargon]

Always a good time to burn down yet another village!

Patreon

[smol-dargon]

🇨🇳

x

[smol-dargon]

[smol-dargon]

turns out i've been sleeping with mold for an indeterminate amount of time?????

[smol-dargon]

just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

[smol-dargon]

Frisk’s ride to school scheduled adults

[smol-dargon]

No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

Check out my stuff!

✧Read Namesake✧ ✧Read Crow Time✧ ✧Store✧ ✧Patreon✧

[smol-dargon]

Source

Want more info? Here ya go: 

This Biology Teacher Disproved Transphobia With Science 

ALSO:

Sex redefined

“The idea of two sexes is simplistic. Biologists now think there is a wider spectrum than that.”

More on anti-trans arguments as bad science

[smol-dargon]

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

[smol-dargon]