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Astarion’s simple plan

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who here is still fingering things out

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Crusty eyed white dog

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A kitten at heart

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dogs on the window.

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posting this on lesbian visibility week is the act of crime

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they moved wyll to the center for good pr

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I’m taking his boon every time

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cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

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🐱⛸🏒🐶

(yes, i am still brainrotting but what else is new)

(ice rink au)

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western au astarion for fun cus i love vampires and cowboys .. mix the two then what

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who knew all took to save anime was autistic protagonists with weirdly specific hyperfixations (thank you laois dunmeshi, frieren, and maomao apothecary diaries)

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in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

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i see your kinky astarion and vanilla gale and i raise you vanilla astarion and kinky gale. these mfers be like

astarion: god please can i just have normal sex for once in my life, or even no sex, no sex is good too

gale: i just got so turned on watching you murder demons that i can't think straight, let's fuck in seven dimensions

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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

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Astarion in Neil’s BAFTA Games fit ✨