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The hero says, "Why do all this? You could have used your biological alteration powers to heal, not mutate!" The villain just points to a wall of framed letters and warnings, saying, "I did, and many were thankful, but society's elite criminalized me for undercutting them in reliability."

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sometimes writing feels like dragging your brain across gravel. but at least the gravel is sparkly. and covered in metaphors.

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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No amount of "we the player are inherently evil because we control Kris and make them do things against their will" posts have actually won me over on that idea outside of specific contexts tbh. Because they all overlook the fact that we were Supposed to have our own vessel that we lovingly (or unlovingly) crafted for ourselves before forces unknown took it from us and stuck us in Kris' body.

Getting so caught up in the "player possesses Kris therefore player evil" mentality, well what about "what if you didn't have your own body and instead your only means of properly navigating the world was through the body of Some Kid who already has a pre-established life and is also very aware of your presence and neither of you had a full say in the matter". Ever thought about that.

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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

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How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me

Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.

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Is your entire name just a front so people call you puki (pooky) because you dont feel validated by your own partner?

My username predates the nickname pookie. Does the name "doktor schruum" have to do with the fact that physicians keep finding strange fungal infections on your testicles?

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‏Today's vetted fundraisers

My name is Mohammed Zaqout, a Palestinian living in the USA, and I am organizing this fundraiser to help my family in Gaza, who are facing a severe humanitarian crisis. My siblings and their young children are trapped in desperate conditions, suffering from starvation, lack of clean water, electricity, internet, and medical care. They have lost everything, witnessing constant bombings and even white phosphorus attacks. Aid is limited, and the situation is worsening, especially with winter approaching. I feel powerless, as I cannot abandon them and fear losing them at any moment. Any support to help reunite me with my family would be deeply appreciated.

@el-shab-hussein @irhabiya @nabulsi @appsa @wellwaterhysteria

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i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow

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starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

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Do I have too many books? No. It is my shelving methods that are inadequate

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Ahmad Aldany is a disabled teenager living in Gaza. He was born into this world already a victim of the Israeli occupation, with lifelong health conditions impacting his bones from exposure in utero to gas from a phosphorus bomb fired in 2008.

Two years ago, his home was completely destroyed, and his family was displaced, like so many other Palestinians, moving from place to place in search of safety. He witnessed horrific scenes no child should ever see: destruction, and constant fear.

Ahmed is now suffering from a very difficult psychological condition. He wakes up at night to the sound of explosions and screams at the top of his voice because he is afraid. The healthcare infrastructure was decimated, leaving him unable to receive the treatment he needs for his disability. Now, the famine has become so severe that he goes long days without eating.

Ahmed has raised €4,567 so far, but he needs much more to be able to secure afford food for his family, get the treatment he needs, and eventually get to safety.

He needs visibility on his campaign. Please donate what you can, share this message, and if you can, offer to write him a post to share his story with others.

VETTED: @gazavetters in line (#198) and @a-shade-of-blue

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Darn shame.

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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

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I love hijab Mohawks