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Ok like whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Loading Screen Tip: You can hold the princess to make her feel better.

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me: oh no! 😱 I dropped my phone 📱 in the dead sea 💀🌊 which has a famously high average salt 🧂 content of 290ppt, almost nine times that of the ocean. if only someone were brave enough to retrieve it for me ����

my best friend wound man (helpful to a fault): I will go ☝️🤕

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Lucario was actually based off a real person who looked like a dog and wore big shorts and kids at school made him shoot blue aura out of his hands.

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my gf and i share a computer room but our activities are very different

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i like how at five guys they're like oh you want one burger okay "ONE LITTLE BURGER" and then the guy cooking the burger is like "ONE LITTLE BURGER FOR BABY FAGGOTS THAT CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE PATTY COMING UP" and then if you can't finish it they make you wear a maid costume and handcuff you to the sink in the men's bathroom

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honestly just play with your penis until you die

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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

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I just want to get dicked down again =/

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