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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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make me choose:

@muse-of-gods asked LOKI or MAGNETO

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brought a kiss to the knife fight

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I like how everybody is paired off haha

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Don’t smoke kids. . . . . . posted on Instagram - https://ift.tt/3720q04

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Sin is a wound, not a stain. It needs to be healed, to be treated.                     Forgiveness is not enough.

The Two Popes (2019) | Dir: Fernando Meirelles

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Favourite Marvel Movie Moments / Thor (2011)

‘You were knee-deep in Jötunn blood. Why would you take me?’

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Lord of Chaos by *LindaMarieAnson

Have yourself another random Loki painting. Actually I did this only because I finally made that tutorial I’ve been promising people for like 5 months, but I still hope you like it, despite the simplicity.

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Does anybody else get really excited when they see another gay person in a normal place? Like I was in the grocery store today and saw this cute lesbian and I’m just like running back and forth with my cart in front of the produce like HEY LOOK AT ME I’M GAY TOO LOOK AT US BEING QUEER IN THE SUPERMARKET LETS BE FRIENDS. 

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Loki Laufeyson, King of Jotunheim, God of Lies and Mischief, the Silver-tongued: Rally the troops! Someone call together a meeting of my small council! You there - fetch my armor, and see that my helmet is polished. Send out a reconnaissance team; I want reports on target movements by sundown. Have the healers on standby! And if I do not return alive, let it be known that your king fought to his last breath

You: ...

You: ... babe, it’s just dinner with my family—

Loki, frantically: WHERE’S THAT HELMET??

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"And I was there too."

Just had to get this out. We were robbed.

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~TROS SPOILERS~

Okay, but can we please talk about the fact that for the last 16 minutes he was alive/on screen, Ben Solo said absolutely nothing and still managed to carry all the emotion and such that was needed?

And the fact that his last line was 'ow' is, a, just a mood for the whole end of the movie, and b, that bit was hilarious as fuck?

Like, can we get a standing ovation for Adam Driver, please?

In this house, we respect one (1) greasy, beautiful boi

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Can we talk about this?

This madafaka entered the rhelm of their mortal enemy alone,no backup,secretly,so if something went down, noone from Asgard would have known to come to help, they are 3 times as big as him and on top of that,he is being a sassy lil bitch.

To anyone who would dare calling Loki not brave.

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Thoughts?

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How many boomers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.

They’ll all resist change even if it means making the world a brighter place.