21/ I am NOT like other frog's. him/them/her bark bark
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Told my friend I could take a quick shower and they where like " yeah see u in 20" little did they know I can wash and condition my hair AND wash my body AND DO A SCRUB all in 9 minutes.... I ment FAST BITCH!!!
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i want to talk about my ocs but im literally this image. i got nothing

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“some of you are miserable because you’re mean” post except its “some of you are miserable because you only look at and talk about stuff you dislike”
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wait kids need ai to make their favorite characters talk??? they can't just do that in their heads normal style?? what happened to making your favorite characters kiss by making little videos in your head and projecting it into your psyche cinema style before bedtime
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haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps
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"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up
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It's all fun and games until I start doing very legal laws
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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i don’t understand people who love a problematic character but get angry when people mention the evil things that character did. like, that’s your man! he’s proud he did all that, support his hobbies!
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I'll survive. I am just built like that
Meeting a man at the royal farms tomorrow to purchase a Lego set and he tossed in another set for mere pennies and now im suspicious of his intentions. TWO Lego sets??? For $25??? In this economy??? Something has to be wrong with them. Maybe he poisoned the bricks.
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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage
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Don't forget to write ur will before u leave<3, and I should get all the Lego sets in said will
Meeting a man at the royal farms tomorrow to purchase a Lego set and he tossed in another set for mere pennies and now im suspicious of his intentions. TWO Lego sets??? For $25??? In this economy??? Something has to be wrong with them. Maybe he poisoned the bricks.
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a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.
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Starting listening to TOP again... we are really in a recession </3
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