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A relationship should consist of one normal person whos happy with a stable boring 9-5 desk job to pay the bills and one crazy person who makes 0-500 million inconsistent dollars for fun and everything else and both of them should be Gay

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see her fabulous

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"Where's my Breakfast?" by Daniel Arthur

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Pretty incredible news to hear during tough times

Source.

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if you ever tell me that you go to a chiro this is what i envision them doing to you

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I misspelled pepsi ONE FUCKING TIME

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every day cats fall asleep in front of you because they trust you, yet they look so grabbable. burdening you with emotional labor

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I'm going to be so real you really need to get rid of that shame and start feeling and living

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white and brown mackerel tabby

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can we get this guy on some prozac. 40mg

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“i am but a creature venturing in uncertainty”

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[oblivious to sexual dynamics] ohhh are you guys playing knights and princesses? can i be like a grizzled mercenary captain? i could teach the soldiers in matters of arms and project a gruff and unyielding yet ultimately kind and fatherly demeanour. if you guys are looking for a third. player

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New Project time :)