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lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna
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writing kcd fic is so humbling. you have to watch out for anachronisms all the time. these guys don’t even know what a minute is,,
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"How can you like these very toxic and horrible characters that have done despicable and unforgivable things?" oh it's quite simple actually, this is fiction and I think with my dick.
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amorous adventures being a loadbearing contrast to Hans’ romance will never not be one of the funniest (and one of the smartest) writing choices ever
#preach#kcd#hansry#it has to work as a friendship too because the romance with hans is optional#(or so people say. the illusion of choice. anyway)#so we need to care about them Regardless. the romance is just a cherry on top#the reason i think it also hits like catnip esp for 30-somethings is that because we’ve fucking been here before with the dynamic#but it hadnt been topped off with romance and it never went anywhere or worse#the creators strongly no homo’d it#so it fulfils so many emotional needs apart from being simply a good fucking story
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no :)
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just finished the italian job. watching hansry happen in real time is so!! i am biting my entire fist. they really did that. and THAT. and that too. i’m gonna throw up (affectionate)
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My boy, courage is a thing of honour... but what you're proposing isn't courage, it's foolhardiness.
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thinking about the time i was struggling to open my water bottle in class, and a girl that i had spoken to maybe 3 times came up to me and went
"let me help you baby"
and then proceeded to struggle to open the bottle
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absolutely terrified to start working with an american client right now. i can tell they’re on pacific time and they’ve just started their day and going through their inboxes while i’m about to clock out before the long weekend 😭 don’t ruin this for me guys
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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.
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I dedicate this art piece to me completing this quest till 4 am, waking up at 3 pm and getting triggered by the ringing of bells for the next week(he still continued poaching💀)
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a touch that is almost like home
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hey team what do we call it when you yell at someone and call them spoiled and you gain rep with them
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