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More Important (Damien x Reader)

Character: Damien Haas

Fandom: Smosh Games/Youtubers

Categories: Reader Insert, Female!Reader

Title: More Important

Requested by anon:

i have a crush on damien haas as well. maybe you can do a roomate AU where the reader and damien are close friends and live together. slowly damien realizes he’s developing a crush and now he has to figure out what to do. maybe include others from Smosh Pit/Smosh Games? whatever feels right! :-)

Requested by @snazzynerd:

i saw the desire for a damien idea i was just thinking about just them doing a game bang and the punishment involves something the character is terrified of (spiders, heights, etc.) and damien likes them and loses on purpose after the punishment the character asks why he did it and he tells them he likes them and they kiss and fluffy stuff

  A/N: I had the cutest idea for the punishment and slightly changed the request idea, but hopefully you’ll enjoy it ;)

I emerged from the bedroom, cranky and exhausted. I was still wearing my pijamas and my hair picked up in a messy bun. I dragged my feet to the kitchen, where I found Damien already dressed and ready for work.

“Mornin’…” I mumbled tiredly, plopping down on the chair.

“Good morning to you too, Y/N” Damien dedicated me his best smile, which was quite charming and uplifting despite it all. “Coffee?”

I just groaned in appreciation and took the mug he was offering me, sitting down on one of the chairs.

“Why are you still wearing your pijamas?” He said pijamas in a funny way, probably to make me laugh. Or just to be goofy, as usual.

“I’m not going to work today, I just… no, I refuse” I shrugged, talking more to myself than to him.

“Why? It can’t possibly be because the punishment of today’s Game Bang is to be locked in a dark room and you happen to be terrified of the dark, right?”

I rolled my eyes, feeling even moodier, and slammed the mug against the table in anger. Joven and his stupid ideas, as if it wasn’t bad enough that we were playing Amnesia The Dark Descent and I was the biggest scaredy-cat in Smosh Games.

“Aw, c’mon, Y/N!” My friend definitely noticed I was serious about that and kneeled down in front of me, fondly resting a hand on my knee. “You won’t have to go through the punishment unless you lose!”

“Don’t even humor me, Dames” I tiredly rested my jaw on my hand as I put my elbow on the table. “I’m gonna get jumpscared so badly that I’m gonna lose immediately, you know me”

“But…”

“And it’s the two bottom losers! Even if Mari or Joven or someone else loses, I’m definitely going to be in the punishment!”

I pouted, really dreading that moment. For once, I didn’t want to go to work despite how much fun I usually had there with all my friends. But it was like when they made Lasercorn face his fear of heights –multiple times, might I add –like he did in Cellouts or when they pranked Joven with the fake spider in What’re Those.

“It’s gonna be okay” Damien was kind enough to give me a comforting hug. “That means you won’t be alone in there!”

I just sighed, still not convinced by his arguments. With the corner of my eye I noticed how he stared at me sadly so I drank some more coffee just to distract myself from that image.

“Hey, Y/N” Damien suddenly called me, so I took a glance at him.

I choked on my coffee and nearly spat everywhere when I took a good look at the face he was making, it was hilarious. Damien was portraying his famous ‘triangle mouth’, knowing it never failed to make me laugh.

“Damien!” I complained, wiping coffee off my chin.

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damien request 161 and/or 162 on the prompts list

161: “ Bite me. ”162: “ Make me. ”

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70 with Damien!

70: “ This is why I fell in love with you. ”

You didn’t even hear the door to the apartment open–you were far too deep in the zone. Your Bluetooth speaker blaring and filling the space with music, you were dancing around the kitchen as you prepared dinner for your boyfriend and yourself in your pajamas. Your voice was loud as you sang along, head bobbing when you couldn’t safely dance while simmering pasta in boiling water. 

You turned to face the rest of the apartment after a very graceful attempt at a hip sway and jumped with surprise. Damien was leaning against the back of the couch, jacket and glasses still on. His arms were folded across his chest and he was grinning, shaking his head as your body fully froze. “Oh no,” he said, green eyes playful and bright. “Please, Y/N, don’t stop on my account.”

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prompt #98 with damien

98: “ Not sure if you could tell, but I’m not exactly a people person. ”

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Business and Pleasure (Shayne Topp x Damien Haas x Reader)

(I started this over a year ago. I don’t think it’s fully finished because I love this chemistry and would love to keep it up if I can. Please let me know what you think! PS my requests are back open!)

Imagine you’re on a trip with your boyfriends, Shayne and Damien. The three of you are given ten days to film content for a road trip vlog.

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Sweet Creature (Damien Haas x Reader)

For an anon that sent in this request: “ I had an idea for a fic based on the song “Sweet Creature” by Harry Styles with Damien, taking place after a fight or something? I feel like the song could lead to good inspiration for a fic. “ 

Sweet creature Had another talk about where it’s going wrong But we’re still young We don’t know where we’re going But we know where we belong And oh, we started two hearts in one home It’s hard when we argue We’re both stubborn I know, but oh Sweet creature, sweet creature Wherever I go, you bring me home

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Beautiful and Irresponsible (Damien Haas x Reader)

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Thanks for the request, anon!

“ Can I request a tired Reader coming over to visit Damien and ending up cuddled with his cats, and he puts her to bed? “

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Suspicious (Damien Haas x Reader)

Inspired by the Damien Illness Chronicles. You’re an editor for Smosh Games and Shayne finds it a bit peculiar that out of everyone in the office, you’re the only one that seems to catch Damien’s symptoms. 

Shayne sat in Boze’s chair and wheeled it next to you. You pushed your headphones off and perked an eyebrow as he inched closer. You tried to inhale through your nose and it made that disgusting snortling sound again. “I have a question I gotta ask,” he said as he laid a hand on your shoulder. His tone was serious and his voice was low. He’d never gotten this serious with you before and you felt your hands start to sweat nervously. He paused for a second, looking down at your keyboard before he turned to you. “When was the last time you made out with my best friend?”

You were trying to breathe again at the exact time his question was posed and you choked into a gasp. It ended in a coughing fit that had you grasping for your water bottle close to the monitor. “Excuse me, what?” You asked in between gasps.

Shayne patted your back until your breathing was normal again and scooted closer still, dropping his voice to keep the conversation between the two of you. “So I have this theory, right? Just like, hear me out on this, Y/N.” You turned in your chair a little in order to look at his face. Predictable as always, his blue eyes were crinkled into a smile as he tried to keep from laughing. “Damien is the only one in the office that’s been sick for like, a month, yeah? And like, I have a show with him and I’m not even sick. And all of the sudden, a week ago, you start to have the same symptoms.” He propped his chin up on his hand, a coy sense of accomplishment settling across his features.

Yesterday. The answer was yesterday. The last time you had made out with Damien was the day before this conversation with Shayne was happening. Damien had driven you home as an apology for getting you sick and you had invited him in because you were tired of rushed sighs and stopping at every passing footstep. You had turned around once inside to shut the door. When you wheeled back around, he was right there and you bumped into his chest. “Oops, sorry,” he said, giving you a sheepish grin that made his dimples show.

And then he had taken a step closer, your body pressed against the back of the door. He was trying to be sexy and it was definitely working, especially when one of his hands gripped your hip and the other was on the door next to your face. His forehead was pressed against yours and his eyes were closed, like there wasn’t anywhere else he would rather be.

You didn’t want to think about it. Not in front of Shayne, not when you had yet to learn a poker face when it came to talking about anything romantic. “He coughed on me!” You tried to defend yourself, but your voice croaked and you could feel a warm blush betraying you.

“Uh huh,” Shayne grinned. “Was that before or after his tongue was in your mouth?”

“Am I interrupting something?”

A familiar voice sounded and then suddenly you were as red as a tomato. Shayne was living for it and turned around, a maniacally wide grin stretching across his features. Damien was standing in the doorway of the office, his stupidly adorable varsity jacket hanging off of his shoulders. His eyebrows were furrowed and the underside of his nose was raw and red. He looked confused and a tinge jealous to see Shayne sitting so close to you.

“N—“ You started to interject, but Shayne was quicker, his wit and reflexes still well refined from being healthy.

“Yes!” He said, pounding his fist on the armrest. “I’m trying to solve a fuckin’ mystery over here, Haas!”

At this point, Shayne is close to yelling and you whip around in your chair, glancing nervously around the Games’ office. Joven was engrossed in something, nose pressed to the screen. You turned back to Damien, trying to communicate “help me” eyes without Shayne noticing.

Damien slipped his backpack off onto his chair and folded his jacket neatly over the back. He came over to you and Shayne, elbows resting on the headrests as he leaned forward. “Can I help?”

Shayne produced a thumb drive out of his pocket. “Yeah, actually,” his tone was serious again and you wanted to slip out of your chair and sink into the ground. He inserted the drive into your computer. “Can you pull that up for me, please?”

Reluctantly, you nodded. As you clicked the main folder, Damien sneezed. Without missing a beat, you and Shayne both say, “bless you,” simultaneously. Neither of you acknowledge it. Shayne gives you directions though the folder until you land on a folder labeled “Shamien Show screen tests.”

Shayne cleared his throat and you and Damien both turn to look at him. “Justin brought something to my attention and I figured both of you would like to see it.” He pointed to a specific file and you double click it, pulling it up. “Go to the eight minute mark, please.” You do as instructed and feel all the color drain from your face as an image of you and Damien kissing on the couch appears in front of the three of you.

“Oops, too far!” Shayne exclaimed, his voice high pitched as he glanced between you and Damien, eating up every second of horror. He took the mouse from your hand and went back a few minutes before pressing play. You don’t even need to see it, but you feel as if someone is forcing your eyes open.

It was after their completed screen test a few days prior, two hours before the actual taping of their show. Damien had been lounging on the couch after everyone else had left the studio for a different taping. After editing the most recent Fortnite footage, you had come in, glad for a few minutes alone. Seeing it captured was not what you had expected. You noticed all of Damien’s small movements; the way he smiled gently at you when you read him a tweet, his hand gently cupping your jaw when you went in to kiss him a second time, the way his body seemed to sigh into yours.

You sunk lower in your chair as the footage cut. You glanced around the office again and saw Wes quickly swivel a full one hundred and eighty degrees, fiercely texting someone. You let out a small mew, knowing that half of the office would know before the conversation was over.

“Shayne, no,” Damien groaned.

“Shayne, yes,” Shayne screeched. “On the couch we film on, dude? You didn’t think anyone would find out?”

“I thought the auto timer had shut the camera off!” Damien exclaimed. You turned to glance at him and his hair was a wild mess, his glasses low on his nose. You’d never seen his face so red, not even the first time he had asked to kiss you in the Squad office, the two of you sharing a Yogibo after you had shown him a final edit of one of the first shows you had been asked to edit all on your own.

“You thought wrong, baby boy!” Shayne pushed the chair back as he stood and you turned around, torn between being mortified and amused by the argument you knew would soon ensue. “That couch is for the Shaymien Show, dude. Not for your gnarly sexcapades.”

“They aren’t sexcapades, they’re kisscapades, thank you very much,” Damien retorted, and you can tell by his tone that he’s proud of the futile comeback. “It’s different.”

Shayne’s eyes grew wide in challenge. “Oh, is it?”

You sat up in your chair, wheeling round on both boys.  Joven pushed his headset back, letting it fall to his shoulders. He blinked and scratched at the stubble on his chin, clearing his throat. “Actually, they’re pretty similar. I came into the office early last week and they were on one of the bean bag chairs and—“

“Joven!” You and Damien both shouted his name at the same time. The older man blinked and turned back to his screen, hastily pulling his headset back on.

“Who was fuckin’ on the bean bag?” Boze interjected as she wandered in, a smoothie in her hands. “Is that my chair?” She delicately picked it up, narrowing her eyes at Shayne. “Did you do that? Why’d you knock my chair over, man? What’d it ever do to you?”

Wes, eyes still on his screen, explained the entire situation. “Shayne just found out about Y/N and Damien because they made out on the Shaymien couch.”

Boze cackled and at this point, Damien’s taken off his glasses to rub his eyes. “Oh, that’s nothing. Did Joven talk about the time on the bean bag where—“

“Yes.”

She continued, not even missing a beat. “Did you tell Shayne about the time I went to go find more paper towels and Damien’s hands are on her ass in the back closet?”

Slowly, you turned back to your computer, pulling up a blank word document. You began to draft a letter of resignation for Joe, knowing there wouldn’t ever be a way you could live this down. You hadn’t realized how almost the entire cast seemed to have stories about you and Damien. Quietly, you heard Shayne say gently to his friend, “hey… it’s about damn time, Damien. Good job.”

You paused your typing, hearing them gently high five. “Hey… thanks man,” Damien responded, an edge of pride in his voice.

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NYLA (Damien Haas x Reader)

Based on this song and the pureness of this video.

This is the longest thing I’ve ever posted on Tumblr and I’m feeling REAL VULNERABLE about it (it’s over 4k words). Thank you to everyone that encouraged me to post it in full!

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Take Care of Me (Damien Haas x Reader)

You and Damien have been hanging out ever since you joined the Smosh crew four weeks ago. While your friendship has been mostly platonic, you get wasted at a party and being the only person who isn’t drunk, Damien drives you home to take care of you. 

I started this about a week and a half ago and it turned into something cuter than I had planned. Alcohol is one of the main themes in this! If you become uncomfortable at any point, please don’t feel like you have to keep reading. I still love you.

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Close for comfort

Writer: flower gay!

Summary: y/n needs to pay just a bit more attention during smore time

Authors note: heitkkwbs ahhh I’m publishing my first writing on here Jesus Christ!

It was just a joke. A dumb thing messing with fire at night. A few friends around and burnt marshmallows in the air. Y/n and Wes were making faces and stuffing their faces with poorly made smores. A few others from smosh sitting around, they were gonna record a video, but while others were setting it up, they were getting a fire going. “Cold smores taste gross, someone get a fire going!” Wes complained as he ate yet another smore of unmelted chocolate and marshmallows.

Noah, courteous as always, also having hairspray, offered if someone had a lighter they could do the extreme fire making. “I’ll got it.” He grinned, saying a quiet thanks as someone in the background crew tossing over a lighter. Noah, he, he meant well, he really did, but accidents happen.

Everyone, keep in mind, was in shorts, and a t-shirt, it was the middle of the day after all. He shook the can exaggeratedly before spraying and putting the lighter in front of it. He thought he was just directing at the wood and paper. But no, y/n’s leg was there. It barely caused third degree burns but a screech and cry of pain erupted shockingly fast. Someone in the crew sprayed her with the fire extinguisher.

“Fuck! Fuck! Y-y/n, I’m so, fuck I’m so sorry!” Noah temporarily went into shock as he couldn’t believe he had done such a thing. Before scrambling out for an apology as she was sobbing and clinging to Wes desperately. “I’m gonna drive y/n to a hospital.” He said quickly as he easily picked her up and was careful as he rushed out to his car. Cooing soft things to calm her down. “You’re alright, I promise you’ll be okay.” He kept mumbling like a mantra to her.

Wes was going 20 over the speed limit as he manuvered through the cars to the nearest hospital. Y/n still painfully crying as she wanted to clutch her leg but that made it worse. When they finally arrived Wes rushed to pick her up and run in, barely remembering to lock the car.

The receptionist looked puzzled as she stared at him with a confused look, his face was red and full of worry. Until she noticed the girl sobbing and a red leg. She frowned and called in a room, the emergency room was empty, deciding to dial in a room and rushing him over. Sure it wasn’t life threatening, but it could’ve been, and she couldn’t tell how deep the burns were.

Which also meant Wes had to go sit in the waiting room, leg bouncing and itching his head as if he had lice. It took a while until he was let back in, and when he was, he couldn’t be more over joyed. Something wrapped around her leg, and eating a lollipop as if she were a kid who just got a shot.

“Wes!” Y/n called excitedly as she looked at him, arms open as he walked over and hugged her tightly. “What’d they say?” He asked. “Just first degree burns, should be gone in less than a week but it’s a miracle I didn’t get second degree burns.” She explained, lingering on the hug tiredly. “Good, I thought… I was really worried. I love you.” He mumbled under his breath, assuming she couldn’t quite hear the words. But alas, she could.

Y/n’s face heating up and looking up at him, an embarrassing smile creeping up. “What?” She spoke softly. “Shit, you heard that?” He laughed nervously and avoided eye contact. “Sorta, but, can I tell you a secret?” She whispered as she gestured for him to come closer. “I think I love you too.” Y/n smiled before leaning in to press a kiss to his cheek.

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I smiled, sitting crisscrossed on the bed next to Wes, our knees brushing slightly. The camera was recording, the red light at the top indicating such. I gave a slight wave, and began saying my usual introduction to my videos. 

“Hey, hi, hello. It’s Y/N here! I’m joined with my boyfriend Wes,” I paused so I could let him speak if he wanted, smiling when he talked excitedly.

“Hey guys!” He waved, before quieting down and allowing me to continue.

“Today we are going to cover “Tale as Old as Time” from Beauty and the Beast in honor of the new movie! This video is sponsored by Disney, but I don’t get any commission. Anyway, let’s get to it!” I grabbed my acoustic guitar that was to the right of me, counting quietly to four before I started playing the beggining notes. 

The song went by smoothly, the two of our voices blending nicely and melding together perfectly. The song ended before I knew it, or even before I wanted it to. I could listen to Wes sing all day, his voice was just very soothing and comforting, like a warm blanket on a cold day.

I smiled gently, placing my guitar back down on the bed beside me, and clapped my hands once. “Well, I hope you guys liked that! This has been Y/N and Wes, and I suppose that is the end of this video!” Wes cleared his throat before disagreeing. 

“I actually have something else to do before we end this video.” He looked at me, his cheeks flushed a light pink. 

“Okay, what’s up?” I asked him, laughing a little out of confusion and excitement. 

Wes stood up, and kneeled down infront of my, all of his weight situated on one knee. I gasped, my heart racing and tears sprung to my eyes. A hand covered my mouth as I looked at Wes on the ground. 

“I had this whole speech planned out, but I forgot it. When we started dating, I knew we would last a while because you and I got along so well. I realized that I loved you when you met my friends and immediately just blended in so perfectly that it made me so proud to be able to call you mine. I don’t know why but soon after that I would just imagine the future and you were always in it. I love you Y/N, and I want you to be in my life forever.”

“Will you marry me?” He asked, his eyes slightly glassy from tears and his voice a little wavey from nervousness. 

“Yes, yes, a million times yes!” I jumped on him, knocking him down to the ground with me on top. “I love you Wes.”

“I love you too.” I blushed heavily when he slipped the ring on my finger, and kissed his nose before I placed my lips on his, kissing him slowly and sweetly.

TADA I hope you like this!! I really enjoyed writing this<3

also, shout out to @smoshjulia for always liking our stuff! You are our MVP love<3

~Lilly<3

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E For Effort

Writer: Rosie <3

Pairing: Wes x Reader

Request: “I have a request if you’re taking them of course :3 I just rewatched the board af episode where they all are dressed as batman characters and saw Wes as Poison Ivy… Well I do cosplay Poison Ivy irl so I wondered if you could do something like reader and Wes meet at a convention and they’re both cosplaying Poison Ivy (Wes maybe for a funny vid) and they flirt and maybe Wes asks her for a date, thank you so much Ps.- I love this blog so much ♡”

Summary: Wes meets a pretty cosplayer at Comic-Con

Authors note: Okay you guys, I really apologize for not writing a whole lot! My mental health has kinda taken a toll on me, so I really needed a bit of me-time. But I’m back! Again, I’m really sorry about being absent.

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Dating Wes Would Include

this actual man child

have fun with him

he would be so into pda

so much kissing and hugging

would make you sit on his lap at restaurants so he could feed you

he would be that lovey dovey boyfriend that everyone wants but never admits

spoils the shit out of you

cosplays with you

would love watching you play video games

you guys definitely would have game nights as date nights

cooks with you

when he’s out of town, he would call you before he goes to sleep because he can’t sleep without hearing your voice

you guys wouldn’t live together but you might as well

you and Courtney would hang out all the time

no matter where you worked, you would go on lunch dates all the time

gym dates

he would show off by doing push ups with you on the floor, giving him kisses after each one

fights would be irregular

they would happen because Wes is sensitive and would get upset if he was feeling neglected

and he would hold his feelings in until they just burst out 

he would scream and then immediately apologize

the fights would never get bad enough that one of you would leave

fights ended with snuggles and kisses

movie nights in matching pajamas

cooking breakfast together

going to all the smosh video shoots when you can

he would spoil the shit out of you

either with material things or with love

Wes would be an amazing boyfriend lbr

oh and @thatrandomnerdygirl

you’re welcome for this ;)

~Lilly

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Being in a Poly relationship with Wes and Noah would include:

-So much PDA from Wes 

-just hand holding with Noah

-Always having someone to cuddle

-sleeping on your back with both of them cuddling you at night

-Being insanely protective over both of them

-Noah and you are more like Wes’ parents at times because of his childish nature

-gentle kisses 85% of the time

-Being an editor at smosh

-Getting really worried for Noah during and after a put it in my mouth 

-Going to Smosh winter/summer games because they require it

-They can get really jealous but neither of them show it.

-Nightmares mean being squished lovingly between 2 people in your house

-Being in a couple videos but refusing to join the smosh squad or smosh games fam because you don’t want to choose one.

-Going Grocery shopping makes you want to die because your boyfriends are giant children

-stealing Wes’ shirts to sleep in because sleeping in pants sucks

-Cooking is insanely fun in your house.

-Getting really tired but refusing to admit it because you don’t trust them to go to bed at a good time

-Them watching Riverdale and criminal minds with you because they find it amusing that you yell at the screen while watching them

-There’s always some kind of whining in your house  and Noah gets really irritated but loves you guys anyway

-”Why are there so many stuffed animals and action figures in your house (Y/N)?” “I live with Wesley. What did you think?”

-Wes always needing attention from one of you because he’s sensitive and needy.

-Noah falling asleep on someone’s shoulder or lap all the time

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Being in a poly relationship with Mari and Wes would include:

-listening to fights over Maricraft all the time.

-it’s like living with a cat and a dog (Guess who’s who)

-actually having a cat and a dog 

-You and Mari making way to many dirty jokes

-Wes getting irritated by said jokes but not saying anything

-being best friends with Flitz because those two are.

-Your fights almost always being 2 against 1

-Mari hardly ever walks you or Wes carry her alot

-Being insanely jealous because people always flirt with them

-Having a group chat for when they’re away for summer/winter games goodnight/goodmorning texts

-going grocery shopping is the absolute worst 

-You decide to grocery shop alone 98% of the time

-making them listen to you reading them Wesari fanfiction when they’re fighting until they’re too uncomfortable to fight anymore

-refusing to look at either of them the day of the Creepy parenting products What’re those

-”Wesley Alan Johnson you do not need a knife to go to work.” 

-Being annoyed by Wes’ height

-Being a shared human body pillow

-Being the designated driver if you ever go drinking, which isn’t often

-”I made a cake literally two hours ago. Where’d it go? This is why I don’t bake!”

-”(Y/n) take me home.” 

-”You’ve had two drinks and you’re already at the ‘take me home’ stage?”

-”Wes is a light weight (Y/n)!” 

-Being the owner of the creepy jar

-”If I hear one more thing about (Y/n)’s body or Mari’s body I will eviscerate you Joven”

-Joven always saying he’s jealous of Wes because he got the hottest girls at smosh

-The fans loving your relationship

-Both of them calling you princess because you are one

-laying your head on Mari’s lap and your feet on Wes’ lap while watching movies

-The smosh fam saying that you guys are mdlb

-Which may/may not be true (You decide) -Mari is basically your mom

-Going to conventions with them even if you’re not a fan of what it’s about

-Watching anime with them after work

- Surprise dates because you and Wes are cheesy asf

-Being dragged into Board AF and Game Bang videos

-Being loved unconditionally 

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Dating Wes Johnson Would Include...

Wes would ask you out in the most adorable, smiley way

Your first date would either be like a nice restaurant or a casual coffee date

Lots of stealing glances at each other, even especially before you got together

PDA all day, every day

Those hugs where he picks you up and spins you around, even if you’re tall

Lots of hand holding

Lots of quick kisses

Lots of playing with hair absentmindedly

Lots of “I’ll miss you!” even if you’re just going to go to the bathroom

He likes to brag about you.

A lot.

That’s his go-to topic in conversations.

Baking! Dates! All! The! Time!

I feel like he wouldn’t get jealous easily, he’s a really trusting boyfriend

But if he does…

Yeah, if you’re talking to a guy who’s flirting with you, Wes will just cut you off with a kiss

Which Lasercorn and Flitz make fun of a lot

“MWAH MWAH Y/N GUES WHO WE ARE” “Wow, you guys… great impression of Wes. Note the sarcasm.”

If you weren’t into them before, dating Wes would get you sO INTO WEAPONS AND STUFF

The first “I love you” was super romantic

Just kidding, you had just put your finger in cupcake frosting and dabbed it on his nose, and he just laughed and said, “Damn, I love you, Y/N.”

The fans absolutely LOVE your relationship

They shipped it since day one

Jesus Christ, shopping together would be a nightmare

It would go back and forth between “CUPCAKES!” “COOKIES!” “SUGAR!” and “Wes, we need stuff for a salad.” “How about kale?” Or something lmao

I feel like when Wes fights, you’d expect it to be super explosive, but it wouldn’t

His voice would just get all shaky and sad

And do that thing where it cracks before he starts to cry

Your fights would just be quiet and sad

And both of you would just kiss and make up eventually

Honestly though, all in all, your relationship is such goals to everyone

Even Mari and Peter