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discord has been pushing its new uk online safety act changes early for some users. this screenshot belongs to a 32 year old who used discords built in face scanner to verify their age. the scanner said they were 11 years old, and instantly suspended the account, with no option to try again or appeal, and the suspension will automatically end in 2027, when they’re “old enough” to use discord.

DO NOT SCAN YOUR FACE TO VERIFY YOUR AGE

if you really want to verify your age, use a different option available. don’t trust the face scan.

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saw this boy at the mall last week or something

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Big ol cow eyes

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Just to clarify, there's a bill that would STOP credit card companies from controlling who's allowed to spend money on porn or "risque" (read: queer) content. If you don't think big business should be able to tell you what to spend your own damn money on, call your senators and reps to let them know! It's the Fair Access to Banking Act, H.R.987 in the House, S.410 in the Senate.

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This was in another goodwill bin and I'm gonna put the back cover under a cut just so you can experience the same sensation of flipping it over to see this:

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sometimes i see some cool art of Blorbo but before i reblog it i peek in the notes and discover. it is not, in fact, art of Blorbo. it is art of Squub. i have no idea who Squub is.

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no peace in that house

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⌈«I love you» hidden in the tense back and the averted face with red ears. In a careful little touch, forming an awkward embrace. He is too loyal to his love to refuse it because of the status of their relationship, but it suffocates him. He is answered with the same careful touch. His love is accepted, silently and gratefully, because no matter how much they want to scream about their love - even when they are alone, they are watched⌋

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now thats what i call a fucking car

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The Danish training ship "Georg Stage" dressed in Rainbow colours (these are not her sails, only fabric) 2021

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Call your man "rock bottom" the way so many losers consider hitting him up to be the absolute lowest point of their entire lives.