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He stared at the the lamp for a few more seconds, squinting. Then, he...

“Eh, It's probably nothin'.” ...Laid back down the hammock, chilling. It's unclear if this is a ruse, or if he just can't be bothered. either way, he isn't looking at the lamp anymore.

Vandal scurried in through a gap in the wood, just as it closed again. He looked around the currently empty house, confused by the… odd decorations. Why were there so many of these things?? He climbed onto one, stomping a foot on the odd contraption. It gave a bit and he almost fell off for a second before righting himself. Weird… - @a-bit-bitty

On closer inspection, many of the strange contraptions had what looked to be handles, some of the other ones having things a human would be able to slide their foot into. How strange. They at least provided a good way up on to the hammock that was placed in the top left corner of the house, strangely enough.

Somewhere outside and above him, Vandal could hear the strumming of a guitar, as well as some occasional mumbling.

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He opened the door, and did indeed see the blur heading behind the lamp. He questioned for a moment if it was just his imagination. He stepped in and closed the door behind himself, eyeing the lamp suspiciously.

“What, is there a rat in here or somethin'..?” He mused to himself in a quiet voice, quite unorthodox for a man who was almost constantly screaming. He climbed up his mountain of suction cups, before sitting on the hammock, eyes still mostly fixated on the lamp.

Vandal scurried in through a gap in the wood, just as it closed again. He looked around the currently empty house, confused by the… odd decorations. Why were there so many of these things?? He climbed onto one, stomping a foot on the odd contraption. It gave a bit and he almost fell off for a second before righting himself. Weird… - @a-bit-bitty

On closer inspection, many of the strange contraptions had what looked to be handles, some of the other ones having things a human would be able to slide their foot into. How strange. They at least provided a good way up on to the hammock that was placed in the top left corner of the house, strangely enough.

Somewhere outside and above him, Vandal could hear the strumming of a guitar, as well as some occasional mumbling.

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After a couple more minutes, the sounds stopped, and he could hear someone climbing down. It seemed like whoever was up there would be be coming in soon.

Suction Cup Man hoisted himself down from his makeshift watchtower, sliding off the roof and landing on his feet, the motions coming naturally to him. It was the weekend, and he had a business dummy's tower to climb tomorrow. But for now, he was just gonna chill out. He walked over over to his front door, grabbing the handle.

Vandal scurried in through a gap in the wood, just as it closed again. He looked around the currently empty house, confused by the… odd decorations. Why were there so many of these things?? He climbed onto one, stomping a foot on the odd contraption. It gave a bit and he almost fell off for a second before righting himself. Weird… - @a-bit-bitty

On closer inspection, many of the strange contraptions had what looked to be handles, some of the other ones having things a human would be able to slide their foot into. How strange. They at least provided a good way up on to the hammock that was placed in the top left corner of the house, strangely enough.

Somewhere outside and above him, Vandal could hear the strumming of a guitar, as well as some occasional mumbling.

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Vandal scurried in through a gap in the wood, just as it closed again. He looked around the currently empty house, confused by the… odd decorations. Why were there so many of these things?? He climbed onto one, stomping a foot on the odd contraption. It gave a bit and he almost fell off for a second before righting himself. Weird… - @a-bit-bitty

On closer inspection, many of the strange contraptions had what looked to be handles, some of the other ones having things a human would be able to slide their foot into. How strange. They at least provided a good way up on to the hammock that was placed in the top left corner of the house, strangely enough.

Somewhere outside and above him, Vandal could hear the strumming of a guitar, as well as some occasional mumbling.

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Starter Call // Semi-selective

Like, Reblog, or Reply for a starter from the Suction Cup Man!

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“ YOU CAN'T KILL ME — I'M WAY TOO COOL !

I'M SMUDGING UP YOUR WINDOWS , FOOL ! ”

Selective, Indie, mid-activity roleplay blog for Suction Cup Man. Suction cupped by @wrathful-banette.

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INTERACTIONS //

— I prefer to interact with mutuals, but it's not really a necessity.

— I don't really need to plot things out too much, unless it's a more serious thread.

— I'm not too picky on how long it takes for you to respond, take your time!

— I'll try to match your length, but don't expect like, 10 paragraphs from me please-

— don't be afraid to send a starter or pop in my DMS to plot something even if we haven't interacted before.

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MUSE INFO //

Full Name ;; Suction Cupman

Alias ;; Suction Cup Man

Age ;; “Twenty–something, I don't fucking know.” (real age unknown, somewhere in his mid-20s.)

Pronouns ;; He/him

Sexuality ;; Asexual, Panromantic

Height ;; 5'9 (175 cm.)

Species ;; Undead Human

Abilities ;; immunity to being killed by fall damage; high durability overall; extremely high stamina; slight fourth-wall awareness.

Inventory ;; Suction cups (at least two sets at any given time, and hundreds of suction cups in his home); A parachute; An acoustic Guitar; A harmonica.

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RULES NAVIGATION //

Basic Rules

NSFW policy.

Icon credit.

Death/Injury Policy

Interaction Policy

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ICONS //

All art shown in the icons is created by piemations, and sourced from the four main suction cup man episodes. The same can also be said for the banner and profile picture.

However, I'm the one who edited the icons. I kindly ask that you don't use them without express permission from me.

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OVERALL RULES //

— Basic RP etiquette applies. No Godmodding, don't touch me for responses, don't control my muse... You know, the basic stuff!

— Suction Cup Man is vulgar. He swears a lot. He also makes a lot of dick jokes. Things of this nature won't be tagged, because that would include basically every thread with him.

— I ask that you do not interact if you exclusively use special fonts in your writing. When I say special fonts, I mean 𝔽𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 (fonts like this), 𝓞𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼. (Or like this.), As they can be hard to read, mess with screen readers, and simply don't show up on lower end devices.

— If you're going to write with me, I ask that you avoid in-depth descriptions of food, as they make me uncomfortable.

— I'm cool with making fandom-specific verses for interactions, I just asked that it's for only fandom I'm already somewhat familiar with. Feel free to ask!

— I prefer to reblog things from the source, but I ask that if you reblog a meme from me, you send one in as well.

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NSFW POLICY //

He'll throw a dildo at your muse, but he won't shove it in them.

For my own comfort, and the fact that SCM is asexual, I won't be role playing smut or anything like it. However, frequent sexual/suggestive jokes will be made here. Just nothing explicit.

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BLOG–CANON DEATHS //

These will be added as he dies in the canon of the blog. Certain deaths that occur in threads may or may not be regarded as non–canon.

Death count: 1

— his only death so far is the one that occurred in Suction Cup Man: One Hell Of A Climb.

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DEATH/INJURY POLICY //

What does dying mean to a man who can and has climb(ed) out of hell with suction cups?

I asked that any serious injuries or attempts to kill suction cup man be plotted out beforehand. Of course, he can just climb up hell if he dies, but I don't want people taking advantage of that to kill him over and over again.

Same thing applies to injury. I'm okay with minorly injuring him, but more major stuff will have to be plotted out beforehand.

Not all deaths that occur in threads will be canon, but the ones that are Canon can be found on this list.

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TAG DUMP //