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i wonder whatd happen if i just flew straight up

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interstitialgnosticism replied to your post:nice weather were having????

everything’s pretty blue :P

the joke is that the weather here is always the same

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nice weather were having????

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wow im kind of a boring blogger uh

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interstitialgnosticism replied to your post:interstitialgnosticism replied to your post:do you...

you’re weird!! :P

duh

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interstitialgnosticism replied to your post:do you ever have a strong urge to fly north for...

no but sometimes i really want to chew on bones :(

thats weird

youre weird

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do you ever have a strong urge to fly north for spring

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idk something with the green sun probably

lol okay

impress me :P

how did we escape not existing???

wow me with your knowledge

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oh ok i gotcha

yeah thats kinda how scratches work

theyre supposed to be like a hard reset if your session fails which is cool and all but then no one tells you that it means you stop existing and you have to become a parent

worst nightmare tbh

im not even gonna ask how you guys got out of the not existing part

seriously dont tell me i know youre gonna tell me but dont tell me because if i dont already know it then ill figure it out

mad game guide knowledge and shit

sorry!!!

lol i guess i should have stuck to the more current stuff

dirk is uhm

he’s from the new session???

when we scratched it it reversed things so that like

my grandpa became jake sort of

and bro became dirk sort of???

so he’s like a sort of teenage bro!!!

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interstitialgnosticism replied to your post:what did i used to like to do

photography and rapping and dead things and ironically bad comics!! :O

i think you mean ironically amazing comics

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its cool ill deal with it

wow ok that sure was a bunch of stuff you just told me

sounds like sburb is still just as fucked up as it was when i was part of it

........whos dirk

i’m sorry… :(

i wish there was some way for me to help you

but i don’t know if there’s really a way???

oh uhm

welllll

we found out our session was unbeatable so we scratched it and traveled three years to get to a new one and once we got there i met jake but he wasn’t wearing pants for some reason???

and oh yeah i got mind controlled by the evil troll empress lady and she made me try to kidnap and punch people but then dirk did the heart thing and broke that but also broke my bec powers and

uhm yeah!!!

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what did i used to like to do

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nah

nothing that makes sense like that

more like a cruel cosmic joke

like fuck this one birdboy in particular

it doesnt matter at this point anyway all it basically comes out to is im here now and i cant leave and im stupidly aware of everything and its kinda depressing but whatever

sup with you

oh no :(

i’m sorry that sounds absolutely awful

did something happen with the sprite programming that glitched you into another game entirely somehow???

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i need a hobby

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wow i really wish i had an actual answer for that

what am i doing in a dating sim

i mean other than hating my life and wondering what i did that deserves being stuck in a loop of the same week forever

dating sim???

davesprite what are you doing in a dating sim :\

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not in a dating sim

in a dating sim theres one good end and everything else is bad

and the one im in is a special brand of fucked up cuz even the good end for me sucks a lot

hmmmm

i don’t think that’s true at all!!

there are lots of good ends

you just may not get the exact good end that you want :)

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its like you get me man

on the oppo2iite end denyiing 2omeone theiir name becau2e of 2ome 2uperfiiciial diifference2 can al2o be 2hiitty, 2o a2kiing ii2 my favoriite