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i feel so bad for this fish because imagine being it and you just exist in the ocean and some weird terrestrial creature decides to give you a name that makes it sound like you committed medical malpractice

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ok. Ok i am team crystals artfight

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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she asked me if i cain kill her with a rock i said i might be abel to

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No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

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play toys ?

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Meeeeeeeeeeee printing strawberries at night

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Why watch cartoons when the logo is better? (My heroes are watching their cocomelon

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ok. Ok i am team crystals artfight

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embraced by mama's serpentine neck...

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would you still like me even if i experienced emotions

[smuglemon]

see that skinny boy? you need to feed him estrogen and burgers and fatten her up, okay? it's important.

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took hachiware on my vacation

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saorry i just age regressed by 2 minutes can you repeat that?

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fox & juniper

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I met a wolf in the field today

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Wish I had a childhood sweetheart sometimes seems like the only thing that would make someone put up with me