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wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

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new species of bed buge just dropped

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mens thighs!!!!! in slutty shorts!!!!!!!!!!

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I have eaten several thousand dinners throughout my life so please trust that i know what im talking about

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it’s crazy how i will be having the worst time of my life and i will still be on here . Reblogging posts

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day four with an idol

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im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit

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repost

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i assumed the 'what sin do you relish most' image set was just your typical dadaist "its funny when a long diatribe about something stupid/broadly-disagreed-with is imposed on an image set of unrelated characters" type of joke image but op of that post IS an actual tradcath and DID post it unironically. which im not sure if it makes the whole situation funnier, stupider, worse, or all 3

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D —> My mighty steed

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Have you guys heard of cats. They're great.

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Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

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i think the difference between dirk and bro is that dirk's cool macho man shtick is all a performance and bro is just Like that

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when drawing requires you to draw