snail 🐌 30+ | he/they 🐌 mostly a ffxiv blog (and a lot of that is just urianger) but i occasionally post about horror movies. i am vvv bad at tagging my ffxiv spoilers so proceed with caution. my title is a joke pls don't @ me
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shoutout to the horny freaks in fandom. this is a freaks please do interact zone
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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!
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So Withers and Urianger both speak in antiquated English
Which means That One Copypasta about That Mod could also be read in Urianger's voice
"I hath about fucking had it with thy mods"
Conclusion: Urianger Big Naturals
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honestly, especially in the current state of the world, you all have GOT to kill whatever puritanical voice inside your head keeps insisting that if something is erotic it has no social, artistic, or intellectual merit.
stop acting as if someone can’t enjoy both erotica and literary fiction or classics. it’s not some dichotomy.
stop acting as if erotic art can’t be poignant and meaningful. and that includes all erotic art - not just fine art.
stop insisting that sex scenes or erotic material ruin movies and shows just because you, personally, get icked out watching it.
no, not all erotic art is high art, and not all erotic art is meant to invoke deep intellectual discussion - but insisting that makes erotic art valueless, a disservice to intellectualism, or whatever else - does nothing but add fuel to a fire built on conservative ideology.
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"But that ship is toxic and problematic" okay ❤️ yay ❤️
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Obviously there are a lot of myriad kinds of relationships, but there's no accounting for all of the minute differences so I stuck with some of the most obvious/common. Feel free to double this as a qotd to yap about the relationship if you want!
#THEY'RE WORSTIES#they are soooo annoyed by each other in this life#and they were soooooooo annoyed by each other as ancients#but at the same time there's some sort of unbreakable bond there#some weird unspoken friendish familialish THING that has persisted over so many thousands of years#so they interact once in a while in a mostly civil manner#then eventually get in a fight bc they clash#both of them go WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER WITH YOU#they dont talk for like a week#rinse and repeat indefinitely#fefra stuff
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You can't tell me they wouldn't
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I have no idea what the fuck I am on about, go away.
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You want some of Bloodweave, don't you? 😏💗
#sorry people who follow me for xiv#i had a stressful morning and played bg3 for 6 hours straight#and im obsessed with this annoying wizard and cunty vampire
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I started a gale origin run the other week and its a lot of fun to get his main POV on things but even funnier to romance astarion with his blood gimmick
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that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”
Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged
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