snail-friend
snail-friend
Just a lil snail guy
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Here be blorbos and rambles. Digimon and Captain Marvel etc common (pfp by Emmuffin)
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snail-friend · 4 hours ago
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You don't have to like weed but I find people who are vehemently anti-weed but claim to be left leaning infuriating. If you go into a rage because you smelled someone smoking pot, how the fuck do you expect to form community with people addicted to meth? It's easier to say you hate smokers than to say you hate all drug users in leftist spaces because one makes you sound a bit like a square while the other is the writing on the wall. You aren't anti-weed, you're anti-drug user and anyone who uses substances is not safe around you.
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snail-friend · 21 hours ago
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snail-friend · 1 day ago
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They are just like me forreal
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snail-friend · 2 days ago
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Was anyone gonna tell me the manga adaptation HAS TAKUYA GET FUCKING SHOT BY COPS???!!!
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snail-friend · 2 days ago
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My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”
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snail-friend · 3 days ago
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Sometimes it does feel weird talking about NSFW bans because you either see it discussed in the sense of "NSFW bans are bad because the systems just randomly shoot innocent queer people!" or "The NSFW was bad (supposedly) but all the weirdos who jacked off to porn went away so things are nicer now" and its like
man that's great meanwhile I don't think Mastercard should decide if I pay someone to draw Cynthia from Pokemon being brainwashed or not.
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snail-friend · 3 days ago
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snail-friend · 3 days ago
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snail-friend · 4 days ago
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snail-friend · 5 days ago
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not to be a killjoy but it's still crazy to me that it's considered mean to be like "maybe you should read / play / watch the source material before creating fanworks and diving into the fandom" bc every time i see somebody going "i havent played disco elysium or know anything about it tbh but uwu here's harry and kim kissing" idk maybe you should engage with it. maybe you should play the anti-capitalist surrealist game where you investigate the murder of a mercenary who led the gang rape of a foreign girl and process that for a bit? and then you can do cutesy mlm or whatever idc. but like at the absolute bare minimum you should understand what the source material involves otherwise we get the phenomenon of people joining a dragon age server and wanting content warnings for like, mage racism. like it's fine to ship and transform the genre into whatever but if you arent comfortable with discussions of the actual source content itself then maybe the fandom isnt for you and a different one is. peace and love.
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snail-friend · 6 days ago
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I am getting through soooo many manhwa on the train station WiFi when my trains are delayed for over an hour multiple times a week
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snail-friend · 6 days ago
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the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)
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snail-friend · 6 days ago
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Uh oh! It's GliTCHed!
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snail-friend · 7 days ago
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I still have hope
No matter what happens!
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snail-friend · 8 days ago
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Headcanon: Captain Marvel is bigger than Mary Marvel because the Captain is based on his idealized version of a hero and looks like off brand superman while Mary is based on how she imagines herself grown up so she is about an average height for an adult. however, Mary Bromfield is bigger than Billy Batson because she was well fed and healthy whereas he suffered from malnutrition.
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snail-friend · 9 days ago
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me: care about people
half the notes: youre the real oppressor for telling me what to do.
the other half: cut out this useless liberal proselatizing. you are an invertebrate and you will perish in the revolution.
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snail-friend · 10 days ago
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it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to
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