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Vampire Dialogue
"We're not little puppies. We're blood-thirsty vampires."
"It's a bit cliché to work at a hospital, don't you think?"
"A beach vacation sounds like pure torture."
"I'm so pale, I'm basically see-through. Not the best look."
"Okay." "Okay?! I tell you Iâm a vampire and you say 'okay'?!" "As long as you donât start sparkling when we hang out, I donât see the problem."
"I'm a fashion icon. I've been serving looks since 1736."
"It would do you good to remember that I can kill you in the blink of an eye."
"People seem to dislike the Bloody Mary I'm serving."
"Oh please, I haven't looked healthy since 1859."
"We went on a date once. Tasted horrible."
"You want me to turn you? Nothing better to do in life than staying out of the sun all day?"
"I don't mind people calling me a monster. I would call myself that in the mirror, if I could see my own face."
"Oh, so you're a hunter? Have I told you I'm a bit of a masochist?"
"Being stuck in a pubescent body for eternities is not my idea of a fun time."
"In the name of Satan, what is wrong with you?" "So many things."
Vampire Prompts
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"You can't paint a picture with only white paint," the villain mused, "The world needs darkness to contrast the light. You're nothing but a blank canvas without me,"
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Person A:Â âOne of these days, Iâm going to kill you.â
Person B:Â âWell could you hurry up about it? Youâve been saying that for years! At this rate the anticipation will kill me before you do.â
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"My eyes are up here,"
"Yeah, but your knife certainly isn't,"
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Person A:Â âI think weâre being followed.â
Person B:Â âAgain? Donât these people have anything better to do?â
Person A: âApparently not⊠Should we lose them? Or should we give them the run around?â
Person B: âHm⊠Letâs go with the latter and toy with them for a bit, itâs not like we have anything else to do today. We might as well waste their time and have a bit of fun in the process.â
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Person A: âDidâŠdid you just eat one of the flowers?â
Person B:Â âYep, this species of flower is actually completely edible, as are its roots! Want one?â
Person A:Â âThose are paper flowers.â
Person B: ââŠThat does explain the weird aftertaste.â
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