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May I please direct your attention to this absolutely beautiful and gorgeous artwork I commissioned from the lovely @lemon-zesttt <33 I am so in love !! the feeling is beyond indescribable !

I'm going to print this out and eat this, thank you for helping this vision come to life <3

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A little gift for my lovely friend @kellycataclysm 👉👈

pssss pssssss you guys should def go check our her works, her Harvey is perfect (also her shane she wrote yesterday omg)

Her AO3 Her lovely Vday Shane

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🤌

Shane can't stop thinking about the cute new farmer in town 💦

Some solo nsfw of Shane is up on my Bluesky! You can look at the whole set here.

EDITING to add a better sneaky-peaky for the set! ;)

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Me at the postman every time he brings the bright coloured envelopes but none have the content I require

[smiling evilly] you guys asked for them. i have delivered. pcs of your favorite men....coming soon to store probably not near you unless you live in the greater philadelphia area. but thats what etsy is for

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Spicy thoughts

How each bachelor.ette.s would have dinner

idk it's fun

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I took matter in my own hands and got myself a Christmas treat

If you don't treat yourself who will

[smiling evilly] you guys asked for them. i have delivered. pcs of your favorite men....coming soon to store probably not near you unless you live in the greater philadelphia area. but thats what etsy is for

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If I don't get one of these for Christmas I'd be so mad.

[smiling evilly] you guys asked for them. i have delivered. pcs of your favorite men....coming soon to store probably not near you unless you live in the greater philadelphia area. but thats what etsy is for

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HOW......NGNGBCUTE.....IS THIS.......

„Uncle Shane! Look!“

Really wanted to just draw these two on a field trip in autumn😔🫶

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So um I've had good return about my drawings so here's one I didn't share here yet 👉👈

I sound too shy for someone who draws this stuff.

Bon appétit.

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Wearing a Shane t-shirt (I know) to sleep is all fun and game until your husband wants a morning rodeo and as he tries to kiss your boob ends up kissing Shane tenderly on the lips.

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So you don't spend your evening drawing dicks while watching the critically acclaimed ITV serie Hercule Poirot based on Agatha Christie's famous work?

Dicks and detective works are the best combo.

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How did I not post that sketch yet.

Stardrop saloon stockroom being used as it should.

😮‍💨 severely need to calm down on the shadowing.

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I've been rather prolific on this fine Monday. Typing a one shot (main account), writing an other.

Go me!

Shane x ♀Reader -- +18 799 words (Give me a word to add so I hit 800) LMAO a word was missing so now it's truly 800 words.

Stardrop Saloon Stockroom

Excerpt:

It was all innocent, you swear, when you walked in the saloon tonight, and sat next to Shane. He told you to fuck off multiple times already. He was tired of your face showing up every morning to speak to Marnie. He was tired of all your allusions to his manhood, licking your lips, asking him about all the bails of hay he could haul at once. He was tired of losing sleep over your curves shaping in front of him at night, and coming in his hands when he could be filling you up instead.

And thus starts my collection of shorts xPlayers on Ao3

It wasn’t how you were expecting your day to end. Hell, even in your wildest of fever induced dreams you wouldn’t have been able to even imagine one of your days ending like this.

And yet, here you are, plastered against the dusty wall of the Stardrop saloon’s stock room. Drool is falling on your chin, your red hot cheek pressed against the cold brick by the town’s drunk big hand while he punishes your begging pussy with his girthy cock. It was all innocent, you swear, when you walked in the saloon tonight, and sat next to Shane. Oh you had several talks, he told you to fuck off multiple times already. He was tired of your face showing up every morning to speak to Marnie. He was tired of all your allusions to his manhood, licking your lips, asking him about all the bails of hay he could haul at once. He grew tired of your laugh, your inviting game, the way you looked at him while licking your beer soaked finger. He was tired of losing sleep over your curves shaping in front of him at night, and coming in his hands when he could be filling you up instead.

So when you walked in, sauntered over to him, and mentioned how thirsty you were from hoeing all over your field, he had no other choice but to make you shut up.

You barely hear the music and chatter from the main room, as Shane grunts into you. ‘All silent now, farmer? Talking big games but can’t even handle my cock.’ He feels your inside clench as he whispers, pulling your hair to bring your ear to his warm lips. You can only whimper, tears rolling down to meet Shane’s hand on your mouth. ‘You’re so wet for my cock it’s pathetic.’ He adds, sliding the hand grasping your hair now down your chest. Your own hands against the wall, presenting your hips as you let him travel down your crotch. You gasp, his fingers reaching your clit. ‘You’d like that wouldn’t you?’ Shane asks, pounding you with rhythmic brilliance. You choke in his hand, his fingers teasing your inflated bud, and nod, begging shamelessly for his fingers to continue their game. He laughs, knowingly circling around your knot of pleasure nerves, his cock slowing down in your demanding wetness. ‘N-no.’ You manage to say between his fingers. Shane smirks, letting his twitching cock rest in your warmth. ‘What was that?’ He whispers. ‘You don’t want me to stop?’ He releases your mouth, unstuck himself from your shaking sweaty body and leaves your pussy. You feel empty, yet overwhelmed, as if the simplest touch could throw you over the edge. You keep the same position, leaning against the wall, your ass and pussy open to Shane’s viewing pleasure. You fight against giving him what he wants, you refuse to give him the satisfaction.

You were the one playing, curious to find out what really was in this rude miserable man’s pants. And he’s the one having you pants down, in a dark, dusty, and messy room. You feel sweat and your own juice dripping down your thighs, and you hear him laugh, taking it all in, seeing how unwilling you are to move so he can easily resume his torture. ‘Come on.’ He says, slowly caressing your shoulder, your back, grabbing your waist. ‘Say it.’ You feel him raise his cock toward your swollen plush lips, gently grazing them with his wet tip. You tremble, biting your lip, struggling against yourself. With a groan he spanks your insolence, the slap resonating in the stock room, but you keep it together, barely. Until he softly moves his tip further against your dripping open slit, only just making his way in. ‘Fuckin’ say it.’ He growls. ‘Fuckin’ tell me what you want.’ ‘Fuck me.’ You whisper, losing the battle. ‘Louder.’ Shane orders in a snarl, sinking his nails into your hips. ‘Fuck me Shane!’ you scream. And he slams into you, making you howl. ‘Very good, you little slut.’ You hear his labored voice, the sound of his balls slapping again against your thighs, and you thank the gods Shane is back in your pussy, treating it like you deserve, while you milk him greedily and squeal. As promised he slips his fingers to your raised clit he slowly massages. ‘You’re such a slut, farmer.’ He groans, feeling your hips moving against his. You shake, feeling your insides explode in concert with your whole body, lathering Shane’s thrusting cock. He joins you in a grunt, his nails digging deeper in the tender flesh of your hips, and leaves your warmth. He pulls back your panties up, smacking your already hand-printed ass. ‘Hope you’ll leave me the fuck alone now.’

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Come my child quench your Shane thirst.

Or at least get some drop of water idk quenching is a big word I'm still thirsty as frick.

Helloooo, I'm Elias/Apsycho and I really love Shane from Stardew valley, and I really want to talk to people who like Shane. So please, please, please, Interact with this post if you like Shane.

If you have a farmer send it and I will try to draw it when I have time, xoxo

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It belongs in the after dark realm 🐌

I think I actually prefer the paper sketch.

Flooding your timeline with a Joja quickie.

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Was channeling Claire and Shane when I was a cashier.

Although I was a smiling female so as much as I relate to Shane sadly I wasn't scaring anyone.

We actually had to have a male security guard walk us to our cars at the end of our late shifts.

and that's why that lady works fourteen hour shifts :)

[jojamart mockumentary #3]

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It's breakfast time here.

Sooooo pencil sketch treat I suppose.

Unpolished and rushed but what can you do.

Badly cropped snail again saying:

NO PEEKING