snailagitator
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snailagitator · 2 hours ago
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snailagitator · 3 hours ago
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seamless. perfect. one of my favorite videos ever. the creator's description always kills me
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snailagitator · 18 hours ago
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*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inheritly selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.
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snailagitator · 18 hours ago
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✅ bush
✅ trigger discipline
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snailagitator · 18 hours ago
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My headcanon is that witches can endure the Human Realm heat
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summer Lumity
Amity is a big yearner and no one can convince me she is not
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snailagitator · 18 hours ago
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i've said it before but striped panties really are the best at accentuating girlbulge. exhibit a:
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snailagitator · 1 day ago
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Horse Senshi (or pony???)
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snailagitator · 2 days ago
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snailagitator · 2 days ago
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puter im back and i wanna see men desperate and rutting against someones thigh mindlessly. computer show me men stroking themselves so fast and hard that they can barely even let out full moans. puter where are my videos of men being overstimulated with their hands restrained so they cant grab onto anything for support and just have to deal with it?? puter dont ignore me please
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snailagitator · 3 days ago
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my special spaghetti dinner
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snailagitator · 3 days ago
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I'm volunteering for a literary journal right now and there's two things I think you all should know.
1. Most people that submit to literary journals are cis white men. We know this because our journal has an anonymous survey about demographics for people that submit.
2. Most things that get submitted to the creative non fiction section are on the level of middle school "What I did over the summer" essays.
I cannot see the demographics of the people whose essays I'm reading, but guys, if you are wondering if you should submit your work to a literary journal or not, I promise you that just in terms of statistics there are a lot of mediocre cis white men and people in general confidently submitting weird crap that isn't literature to literature magazines. Do it. Submit your work. Please. If you want there to be more diversity in literature, be the diversity. Do it. Do it do it do it.
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snailagitator · 4 days ago
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Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.
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snailagitator · 4 days ago
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A Catfish 
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snailagitator · 7 days ago
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the work file name is "GOONER1 2 3" on my pc. NOELLE THE DISASTER LESBIAN
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snailagitator · 8 days ago
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a couple months ago i got a job selling cheese and something about my work environment makes me come across noticably gayer. could not tell you why. something inherently faggy about the cheese business
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snailagitator · 8 days ago
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People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.
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snailagitator · 8 days ago
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absolutely adore how soft and squishable the introduction to mineralogy girlies are. i knew going into it that with it being made by the onimai studio they would be but. damn
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