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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all

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there used to be this giant book that was shipped to everybodies home whiched doxxed everybody in the city

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I engage in most boycotts by default because I only eat dog treats I buy in the mail

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Why does like every language do things with their R sounds that nobody else understands

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i miss everyone

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2025 reads / storygraph

Open Throat

novella

a lonely queer mountain lion who lives under the hollywood sign, listening to the conversations of hikers and guarding a nearby homeless camp, and overthinking about the world, identity, and personhood

after a fire, the lion is forced down into the city and is faced with endless threats and temptations, as they try to survive

queer identity, climate change, homelessness, & the current state of the world

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Any tips for when trying weed for the first time?

smoke a lot of it and if you dont get high instantly smoke a lot more and if you start feeling scared that means youre about to die

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God grant me the strength to do the things I enjoy

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oh my god

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well that can't be good

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spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle

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just saw a sign on the side of the road that said “you misunderstood: bring back my lawnmower” that six word story goes crazy

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being self aware is the worst thing ever. can’t even be pissed at my dad properly without having a disco elysium ass internal monologue about it

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drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me