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being self aware is the worst thing ever. can’t even be pissed at my dad properly without having a disco elysium ass internal monologue about it
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drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me
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dont let my unintelligibility distract from my message
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going to start taking lessons with my childhood piano teacher again :)
#the things you can do after you graduate and have some free time and are getting paid#it has been like 12-13 years#im really looking forward to seeing her again
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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.
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my bad didn't mean 2 attach myself 2 u like an abandoned dog
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i wish swimming was something you could do alone in your bedroom.
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what yall know about the special kind of sadness that seems to come with spring
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always so scary to remember catholics actually believe all of that and it's not just a crazy sex thing
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at base i just think "women are more prone to mysticism and magical thinking due to their fundamental and irreconcilable soul differences from men, which is why astrology is inherently female-coded" is a much more overtly misogynistic thing to argue than "astrology is a noxious pseudoscience" could ever be
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WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl
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