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There's some pretty obscure dialogue you can find in Chapter 4 where Ralsei roasts the fuck out of Susie and its awesome

You specifically have to tell Ralsei not to park his butt in the room with the couch, and then backtrack here before the final boss!

(Source: https://x.com/pynchosa/status/1935780728119128350?s=46)

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i think you forgot to turn off the flash

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it pisses me off SO bad how transphobes have so effectively used sports to launder transphobia and misogyny to people. like does nobody remember like ~5-10 years ago when it was a MAJOR feminist talking point to argue for desegregating sports and going by skill level instead of gender separation??? and now, because so many cis people hate trans people so violently and think we should be excluded from all aspects of public life, you’ve got a whole bunch of women who call themselves feminists laundering misogynistic talking points about how “women are just inherently weaker and worse at athletics than men :(( it’s just biology and women are inherently inferior :(( this is definitely not misogyny that’s unsupported by science, women are just weaker and worse at things :((“ like girl open your ears and listen to what you’re saying!!

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pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink

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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

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My oc Clippy!!

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I swear to god this tweet will never stop being relevant.

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Behold the Tenna bug

Looks like Tenna is a Common Eastern Velvet Ant! Made this thing for my friend’s birthday, she also drew up the doodles that inspired this… sculpt? Look at these things! I had to give her one.

Drawings by @tewibun

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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

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i was born in the downloads folder all alone with only a readme file to my name

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we misunderstood how the cursed skull works in peak so jordan, intending to use it to let my dead ass escape the island in his place, confidently held it up at the peak of the mountain and said "get ready" before killing himself only for us to both be ghosts

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Deltarune is great because I never thought we'd get a character even more confusing than like Spamton and Seam and shit and yet even above all the baffling things happening in chapters 3 and 4 This fucking guy still takes the crown for me

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was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

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i like that both blackquill and nahyutas lives are obviously extremely improved by the end of their games but klavier starts his game with a really good life which you then completely ruin

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I FORGOT TO SAYYYYYY THIS AS WELLL

LOOK ATTTTT HERRRR!!!1!1!1! SHE SOOO CUTE AHHHHHHHH….if you haven’t guessed by now I’m insane(like rubber room levels) about these figures

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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.