snailfen
snailfen
accepting applications for my catperson army
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Karma, dear, play nice / See my tears, see my time / That's my blood, that's my spine / That's my love, all mine
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snailfen · 17 minutes ago
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doctor he wants to talk about his ocs but has nothing concrete to say about them. and yes it's fatal.
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snailfen · 21 minutes ago
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Matryoshka 🪆
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snailfen · 9 hours ago
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Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this
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snailfen · 12 hours ago
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For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there
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snailfen · 12 hours ago
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AHHHHHH OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST OAHH HHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK ok nevermind. i got over it
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snailfen · 12 hours ago
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“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo
I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.
You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….
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snailfen · 12 hours ago
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dear Charlie Cakebrunch . the knickle community misses you . There’s only like five of us now . we are an endangered species 🥀
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i dont usually do this..... but heres a secret little doodle i did recently. for the fans
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snailfen · 1 day ago
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If you see this post you’re legally required to tell me at least one trans woman headcanons you have for a canonically male character, I never get to see transfem headcanons like that, give me them, and for equality of my own please know estrogen could have saved Insector Haga and Dinosaur Ryuzaki I will not elaborate, also Yuya.
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snailfen · 1 day ago
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gender reveal came back negative
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snailfen · 1 day ago
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Transcript: "YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN APARTMENT! You're DEAD." "Yeah, yeah, I mean, it’s called a 'random act of kindness!' This one taught me." "Yeah, I’m all for setting large fires, but… Huh, you know what? I don’t see a downside here!"
Please do not spoil who the character or voice actor is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you
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snailfen · 1 day ago
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snailfen · 1 day ago
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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest
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snailfen · 1 day ago
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i wish i could remember who made the recommendation to "make a list of all the different ways someone could feel about a topic in your fictional setting and then make each of them a character" because it is a great technique and is also extremely fun
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snailfen · 2 days ago
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if ben is the new voice actor for silver spoon i hope they give him an opera performance in s4 with a live orchasta and everything Like candle rejects him for the 500th time and he suddenly starts singing in his trembly falsetto like
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snailfen · 2 days ago
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snailfen · 2 days ago
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did… did she do that?
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snailfen · 2 days ago
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I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]
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