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Watching the first episode of canadas worst driver and this guy is pissing me tf off. They have this dumbass test where they tell you the rules and then if you follow the rules you’re the loser. There’s this one girl who’s maybe neurodivergent and she fully follows the rules and then the guy is like why did you do that 😐 she’s like I did the thing I was supposed to do?? And he treats her like she’s stupid. Obviously she’s not stupid. She knows not to run into a wall, she knows she’s in a special situation where she will not get hurt. You’re just confusing people to make them look stupid. And honestly this reflects so much of my experiences with driving. Like here’s the rule but actually if you follow the rule you’re a bad drive. WHATDOYOUWANTFROMME

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How English class feels when you embrace the man-hater perspective

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Wait I mixed up hours and seconds. (Physics problem blunder)

Canadians talking about speed:

Oh yeah I was going 30 kill my self’s

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Canadians talking about speed:

Oh yeah I was going 30 kill my self’s

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Nobody is doing phallic imagery like Canadian university students in the winter are

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Nobody is doing desire paths like Canadian university students in the winter are

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I get three cats and name them Zara Shein and Temu

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I’m only like this because god knew that with executive functioning skills I’d be unstoppable

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Charlie xcx if she were a witch:

Broom broom,

witches know they can’t hex me

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websites be like hold on you can’t exit our page until we’ve finished loading some ads for you lol

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a beautiful vision has just come to me….

A drag performance of They Both Reached for the Gun from Chicago. A drag king plays Billy Flinn and a drag queen plays Roxy.

peace and love this pride month

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I’m like if sisyphus had an audience

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me after 1 wine: this doesn’t taste very good actually

me after 2 wines: I’m gonna apply to jobs online now

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why is there always something wrong with the stupid little mortal form

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fucking crazy. mating ritual is just unwashed pussy and balls so potent you can smell it . we are freaks

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You’re still in “the good days” idiot. you’ll always be in “the good days”. your life will be filled with wonders up until the final moment dumbass.