websites be like hold on you can’t exit our page until we’ve finished loading some ads for you lol
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a beautiful vision has just come to me….
A drag performance of They Both Reached for the Gun from Chicago. A drag king plays Billy Flinn and a drag queen plays Roxy.
peace and love this pride month
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I’m like if sisyphus had an audience
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me after 1 wine: this doesn’t taste very good actually
me after 2 wines: I’m gonna apply to jobs online now
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why is there always something wrong with the stupid little mortal form
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fucking crazy. mating ritual is just unwashed pussy and balls so potent you can smell it . we are freaks
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You’re still in “the good days” idiot. you’ll always be in “the good days”. your life will be filled with wonders up until the final moment dumbass.
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Target wants me to play with my pussyyyyyyyy
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why can I only ever do things in excess
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girls who look like anime boys 😍
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my taste in music?
oh yeah I like when it sounds like the drummer is on crack.
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the wife supporting me by coming to my work and telling me I’m doing great. me supporting the wife by emoji reacting like ‼️🔥👏 on her joke in the discord.
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trees really are angels don’t forget
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I hate making eye contact with people. however I love doing so with oncoming vehicle. I love to get a little insight into their minds. watcha gonna do little thing? turn right? turn left? or maybe you’re just signaling you’re in distress? shush shush it’ll be ok I whisper as the quivering Ford Escape lays her front bumper on my palm. she closes her headlights slowly and purrs a soft mechanical noise.
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soak me in scolding hot water, scrape at me with metal wool, then rinse me off in freezing water
need that shower head to boil me btw, sorry libs
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