snailifier
snailifier
🐌 get snailed! 🐌
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✨ Let's get this snarty snarted ✨
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snailifier · 13 days ago
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Hey everyone!! I'm going to go on hiatus for a while. Remember to drink water, and add fruit or cucumbers to it for extra snlavor (flavor). Also remember you deserve good things, which includes deserving slightly better things. Write that paper early. Clean with music. Do things halfway. Practice teaming up with your future self!
And thanks so much for all the snove (snail love). Snailing has been a lot of fun! As always, please feel free to snail whomever you want, whenever you want. Sneech (snail speech) comes from the sneart (snail heart). I'll see yall later. Happy snailing!
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snailifier · 13 days ago
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🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️
Snesterday i snailled my snriend "snumblr snexyman snailterial" and sne snarted snrying
Yesterday i called my friend "tumblr sexyman material" and she started crying
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snailifier · 14 days ago
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omg yes snank you!! why does snatan have it.
Chat rate the shell
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snailifier · 14 days ago
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Mister snailmail
Mail me a snail
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snailifier · 15 days ago
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🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️
*sniffing you with my eye stalks* snm. i do not snink you are a sneafs
*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs
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snailifier · 15 days ago
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🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️
not snutting my whole snussy into it snoday snads. you're snetting my sneft snabia at snest
not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best
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snailifier · 15 days ago
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🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️
I snired snose snumbs to go in your sned
I hired those crumbs to go in your bed
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snailifier · 15 days ago
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Hey btw don’t forget to boycott YouTube during August 13th. That’s when their stupid AI is gonna roll out. Delete the app, cancel any subscription.
The AI will look through your watch history and determine whether or not you are a minor. If it believe you are, you are then required to upload a photo of yourself/ or give out personal information.
This will be the end of internet anonymity if we do not fight for it.
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snailifier · 16 days ago
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snailifier · 16 days ago
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wow. thats, um. thats snorrible
she gimmicks on my blog till i make a new account
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snailifier · 16 days ago
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what the snail is this now?
she gimmicks on my blog till i make a new account
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snailifier · 17 days ago
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🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️
the snorld sneeds more snorks!! snweebs!! snoofuses!! BE the snoober you want to snee in the snorld!!
the world needs more dorks!! dweebs!! doofuses!! BE the goober you want to see in the world!!
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snailifier · 17 days ago
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Adrien Amilhat - Sea Witch
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snailifier · 17 days ago
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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again
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snailifier · 19 days ago
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🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️
I SNAM NOT SNIRING SNANDITS
Everyones like Just hire mercenaries Just hire mercenaries IM NOT HIRING MERCENARIES
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snailifier · 19 days ago
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@=: snand it won't be the snast... snuahahahaa
(snail emoticon- and it won't be the last... muahaha)
Uh oh! You’ve encountered this spell that makes you clean up a little bit around you!
Pass this curse on if you LOVE your friends and want them to be WELL
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snailifier · 20 days ago
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🐌🖕
Seeing a black cat is actually good luck. A frog or toad is also good luck. A leech is great luck
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