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my my!

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Fanart for fic Jersey Boy by @fordtato !

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Repost bc Reigens missing finger was killing me…. Anyway my fav office trio + Harvey Stardew

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the best lord of the rings thing ive seen is the headcanon that gimli is like Prince Tier of beauty for dwarves and is absolutely stunning and legolas is like, for an elf, absolute butt ugly like relatively and everyones always like gimli how could you marry such a shit tier ugly ass elf and gimli is like ach.. nae…i love him

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charlie dompler the man u are

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my cringe serene charpim imagery

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Finally watched the entirety of lotr yesterday and I’m going absolutely insane.

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Concerning Hobbits

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Every time Sean Astin makes a statement on whether or not Sam and Frodo were indeed gay for each other in lord of the rings he’s always like “well we have to acknowledge that attitudes around sexuality have changed dramatically over the past several decades and since authorial intent is only up to speculation, the story is open to multiple readings, some of which might have different significances for different groups of people also they kiss on the lips because I said so”

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My favorite Tolkien illustrations by Cor Blok in no particular order:

Bilbo and Gollum. Bilbo is the moon for some reason which is cool i guess

Smeagol and Deagol. I love the seaweed in the background, great attention to detail

Frodo serving Robin Hood-realness at his and Bilbo’s birthday party. Literally iconic

Isildur taking the ring from Sauron. Its great but I would like to see more of Sauron than just his hand, because I think he has the potential to look really cool

Pippin jumping into the bath at Crickhollow… no comment

Bilbo gives the Mithril coat to Frodo. Great poses, very stiff and awkward. I like it.

The fellowship. This one is a classic.

Gandalf and the balrog. Amazing

Boromir trying to take the ring from Frodo. I love the way he reaches for his sword, it looks very natural

Merry and Pippin and Treebeard. I like his legs and the fact that it looks like he’s wearing shorts.

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Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me… 

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

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The poster for "The Two Towers" that I drew a long time ago

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charlie’s uncle knew a guy who installed pacemakers in his garage for a hundred bucks and the rest is history

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Same as it ever was

(A little something based off creature of habit by @gigisriley 😁)

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Hello there Sassy my dear old friend (/s) That's because you are ! Hope this helps.

The past 24 hours have been real fun. I've been spending all my time talking to - and comforting - a bunch of KIDS who have been affected by YOUR behavior as a grown fucking adult.

A 41 year old. FOURTY ONE. Texting minors. Roleplaying with them. Sending them nsfw art.

You sent a FOURTEEN YEAR OLD NSFW ART

you did NSFW ROLEPLAY with a 14 year old,

you DREW PORN with a FOURTEEN YEAR OLD.

I'll give you credit for one second, you did come to your senses for about a minute, and you asked this person how old they were. But, they didn't give you an answer. Out of fear. And what did you do? The responsible thing?

Did you go, "I'm sorry, but if you don't tell me your age, I'm gonna have to stop our contact regardless. I'm not comfortable sending such sensitive subject matters to someone who might be a minor" NAHH man why'd you ever do that !! You just kept on doing whatever it was you were doing

"I never created any content including minors" oh that's sick Sassy that's tremendous but. The fuck is all this then. The wind ??

And it's not just the one kid. This is just the worst case we've heard of SO FAR. God knows how many kids you were talking to.

Angelino, @ / kittiecatalyst, a 16 year old on twitter has also been affected by this appalling behavior of yours. You'll be able to find more of his experience on there, go support him.

And also, another person who came forward to me personally, told me you had made a PRIVATE SERVER with them on discord for your roleplay. First of all, the fuck is a 41 year old doing making private servers with CHILDREN, second of all, THIS is the kind of vile shit you were sending them:

-continuining in reblog, reached the image limit-

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wasn't sure if i wanted to post these but i CANNOT stop thinking about mermaid Sam, so here have this, bonus:

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Charlie returns the favor

I know a lot of people wanted a follow up of the first one, but I just thought a charlie version would be cool