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if you're not aware, internet archive has over 400 live recordings of The Mountain Goats in concert going back to like 2005. these are all free to listen to and download. I could probably spend the rest of my life just listening to The Mountain Goats live in concert. if it weren't for the horrors

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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

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i laced your joint with A Knight's Honor

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crossfaded off of birdsong and a ray of sunlight

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“‘The recognition scene’ is an Aristotelian term; it’s the point in a Greek tragedy when, suddenly, everybody realizes that they’re completely fucked.”

— tMG | Going to Ruhrgebiet (14 March 1996) | (Introductory banter to) “The Recognition Scene”

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how about you "switch 2" a gender other than the one you were assigned at birth

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b-but you're my narrative foil !

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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Should you kiss your homie?

Watch the new episode now on Dropout

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Yeah this is my wet hay perfume. this one’s my wet forest soil one, but then this other one is just plain wet soil. This one’s rotten citrus wet soil. That’s my fresh tennis ball one. Ohh and that one is supposed to represent the horrors of war lol

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In-progress, incomplete list of austin_walker NPC archetypes:

the "Austin Walker's Boyfriend". (Lenin-esque populist idealogue and figurehead. often ambitious, abrasive, smug, and machiavellian, though not always. driven by a deep idealistic love of the people and a belief that a better world is possible, but also inescapably bound to the cruel materialism and pragmatism of leading a movement, a contradiction which ultimately crushes him. most (though not all) of these characters also qualify as Char Clones.)

the "Ali Acampora's Girlfriend". (powerful and intimidating, very flirty, maybe not a very good person)

the "Keith Carberry's Improv Partner". (deeply weird, very friendly-but-aggro guy who exclusively exists for keith's character to bounce off of)

the Nice Boy (sweet and conscientious and funny, and bearing a burden of grief far too heavy for him which will ultimately change him)

the ~Who's That Big Man~

the Tired Mid-Level Bureaucrat

the Heterodox Historian/Theologian

the Nebbish But Energetic Assistant

the Plucky Unattended Child

the Surprisingly Malevolent Priest

the Dangerous Libertarian and/or Fascist Demagogue (twilight mirage alone has like 6 of these. it gets confusing who believes what.)

the Feckless Liberal Politician

the Arrogant Unserious Rich Fuck

the Eerie Posthuman Presence

the Awe-Inspiring Mechanical Horror

the Likeable New Jersey Huckster

the Sad Crotchety Grandpa

the Trickster God

the Haunting of History Itself

the Divorced Gays

the Smartass Robot

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happy pride month

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3…2…1… HAPPY SODOMY!!!!

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Hello my friend 💔

My family’s escaped Gaza, and bring them to safety

If you can read or share our fundraiser, it would mean the world 💛

Thank you so much 🙏 and my apologies if this ask is a bother.

@mohamad-family

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take my mermaid quiz boy