snailparent
snailparent
out-and-out pussy queer
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love bug / 27 / dyke guy, ttrpg opinion haver, and divorce lover ... im rachel! he/him or she/her
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snailparent · 1 day ago
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if you're not aware, internet archive has over 400 live recordings of The Mountain Goats in concert going back to like 2005. these are all free to listen to and download. I could probably spend the rest of my life just listening to The Mountain Goats live in concert. if it weren't for the horrors
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snailparent · 2 days ago
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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear
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snailparent · 3 days ago
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i laced your joint with A Knight's Honor
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snailparent · 5 days ago
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snailparent · 6 days ago
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crossfaded off of birdsong and a ray of sunlight
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snailparent · 7 days ago
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“‘The recognition scene’ is an Aristotelian term; it’s the point in a Greek tragedy when, suddenly, everybody realizes that they’re completely fucked.”
— tMG | Going to Ruhrgebiet (14 March 1996) | (Introductory banter to) “The Recognition Scene”
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snailparent · 9 days ago
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how about you "switch 2" a gender other than the one you were assigned at birth
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snailparent · 10 days ago
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b-but you're my narrative foil !
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snailparent · 10 days ago
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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
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snailparent · 10 days ago
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Should you kiss your homie?
Watch the new episode now on Dropout
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snailparent · 10 days ago
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Yeah this is my wet hay perfume. this one’s my wet forest soil one, but then this other one is just plain wet soil. This one’s rotten citrus wet soil. That’s my fresh tennis ball one. Ohh and that one is supposed to represent the horrors of war lol
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snailparent · 11 days ago
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snailparent · 11 days ago
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In-progress, incomplete list of austin_walker NPC archetypes:
the "Austin Walker's Boyfriend". (Lenin-esque populist idealogue and figurehead. often ambitious, abrasive, smug, and machiavellian, though not always. driven by a deep idealistic love of the people and a belief that a better world is possible, but also inescapably bound to the cruel materialism and pragmatism of leading a movement, a contradiction which ultimately crushes him. most (though not all) of these characters also qualify as Char Clones.)
the "Ali Acampora's Girlfriend". (powerful and intimidating, very flirty, maybe not a very good person)
the "Keith Carberry's Improv Partner". (deeply weird, very friendly-but-aggro guy who exclusively exists for keith's character to bounce off of)
the Nice Boy (sweet and conscientious and funny, and bearing a burden of grief far too heavy for him which will ultimately change him)
the ~Who's That Big Man~
the Tired Mid-Level Bureaucrat
the Heterodox Historian/Theologian
the Nebbish But Energetic Assistant
the Plucky Unattended Child
the Surprisingly Malevolent Priest
the Dangerous Libertarian and/or Fascist Demagogue (twilight mirage alone has like 6 of these. it gets confusing who believes what.)
the Feckless Liberal Politician
the Arrogant Unserious Rich Fuck
the Eerie Posthuman Presence
the Awe-Inspiring Mechanical Horror
the Likeable New Jersey Huckster
the Sad Crotchety Grandpa
the Trickster God
the Haunting of History Itself
the Divorced Gays
the Smartass Robot
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snailparent · 12 days ago
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happy pride month
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snailparent · 14 days ago
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3…2…1… HAPPY SODOMY!!!!
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snailparent · 14 days ago
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Hello my friend 💔
My family’s escaped Gaza, and bring them to safety
If you can read or share our fundraiser, it would mean the world 💛
Thank you so much 🙏 and my apologies if this ask is a bother.
@mohamad-family
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snailparent · 14 days ago
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take my mermaid quiz boy
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