snailstrom
snailstrom
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snailstrom · 6 hours ago
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invictus is still a pretty banger poem
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snailstrom · 6 hours ago
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i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste
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snailstrom · 6 hours ago
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snailstrom · 6 hours ago
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WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO WEE YAY WYEE !! WEWEWEE!!
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snailstrom · 6 hours ago
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straight people are no longer allowed to use the word twink. people calling any shit twink right now. 9 times out of 10 they're objectively not a twink. you either mean gay man, feminine man, a trans man, or you're just saying that because you can't say faggot
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snailstrom · 6 hours ago
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i dont understand why its called cookie run and how any of its characters are supposed to be cookies. those arent cookies. half of them are named stuff like "crazy midnight lotus jester shadow moon swirl" well thats not a cookie.
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snailstrom · 6 hours ago
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Some of you fuckers think about gender identity the way we taxonomize animal species instead of as a thing people do to express themselves.
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snailstrom · 6 hours ago
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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snailstrom · 6 hours ago
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snailstrom · 6 hours ago
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Video game which initially appears to be, and is promoted as, a cozy small-town life sim, but after about ninety minutes the town gets firebombed, all of the quirky NPCs you've been building relationship hearts with die, and the mechanics shift completely to a Pathologic style survival sim. If anyone complains to the developer, they simply mildly point out that it was clearly marketed as "Ghibli inspired".
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snailstrom · 7 hours ago
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snailstrom · 7 hours ago
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i live in denver, colorado and theres a little enclave of the county called glendale near where i live
as far as i know, glendale is basically a dictatorship by the guy who runs the strip club because he can blackmail any potential political rivals with pictures/cctv footage of them in the strip club
while extremely funny, this also reflects how americans treat sexuality. being horny is a completely normal part of life (so is never being horny but yeah) and it sucks that we treat it as such a taboo that one guy can have an iron grip on a small town because he runs the strip club
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snailstrom · 7 hours ago
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everyone say thank you to black trans women and black trans men
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snailstrom · 7 hours ago
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firm believe that not everything happens for a reason, sometimes things are just cruel. and they shouldn’t have happened and it’s not supposed to be a lesson because we never deserved such thing.
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snailstrom · 7 hours ago
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Hey just a general PSA from someone officially diagnosed and documented:
Now is not the time to seek out an autism diagnosis.
RFK's plans have been made very clear and any diagnosis you do get will get you put on this "national disease registry" they're proposing.
Trust me when I say I completely understand the need for accommodations and a better understanding of yourself, but if you have gone this long without being diagnosed, you will be better off waiting.
Furthermore, listen to and advocate for folks who are diagnosed, especially folks with higher support needs. They'll be the first ones targeted for whatever bullshit "experimental treatments" the government tries to push.
Stay safe and look out for your neighbor.
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snailstrom · 7 hours ago
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Why does everyone seem to want everyone to be healed and perfect and always working on healing and healing and healing. Shut the fuck up !!! No one can be a perfect person without flaws I'm tired of seeing stuff implying that thoes of us with hardships and mental problems and disabilities just need to 'heal' more from our 'trauma'. I hate this rhetoric so much
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snailstrom · 10 hours ago
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been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and
1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks
2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this
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