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Yes dude! If you won't do it, I will ha-ha.

In honor of no kings day but seriously should've gone to a protest dressed in the old burger king mascot suit and trolled tf out of everyone @johnnytightlipsblog @louiewalters @snake-jailbird-official @cindy-lecce-space

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@reallegsgallucciblog Hmm... That's tough dude. Because if she would have survived, then you probably wouldn't have met Kelly. Or you still would have and you guys would be only friends instead since Jennifer would have been alive had she not passed. As for me, I thank the world for Jeremy coming into my life, but would have not turned back the clock in keeping contact with my 2 ex-wives due to not letting me be my true self and wanting me to live up to unrealistic expectations 😂.

My oldest son Duilio when he was 6 in 1993 skateboarding this was right before I married my wife Kelly she became a mother and adopted him after my first wife Jennifer died giving birth to him (1956-1986) I'd love to turn back the clock wouldnt any of you @johnnytightlipsblog @louiewalters @snake-jailbird-official @cindy-lecce-space

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Thanks for tagging me babe! @cindy-lecce-space

1. Fave color: Red

2. Last song I've heard:

3. Currently reading: Car tune-ups

4. Currently watching: Lilo & Stitch also (With my girl Cindy and boy Jeremy)

5. Currently craving: Nachos

6. Coffee or tea: Coffee definitely

GET TO KNOW YOUR MUTUALS!

Rules: answer and tag six people you want to know better

Thankyou for the tag @nossumusstellae !!

1. Favourite colour: don't have one, but I hate all the warm colours.

2. Last Song : power trip by LEAP

3. Currently reading : picked up Hamlet a few days ago, still waiting on Katabasis

4. Currently watching: my comfort show modern family

5. Craving: Biryani. with raita. And chutney.

6. Coffee or Tea : coffee definitely

Tagging : @magicaldestinyharmony @elleldoe @nixie-writes-and-reblogs @xmads-omensx @twistedlimefire @alikhawrites

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@ottomann Hey, dude. I've been on Tumblr since November and have decided to join since I've seen others I knew on here and figured why not? Haha. We seriously need to catch up. It's been a while since we hung out.

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

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Good to know for when I'm on the run, dude @ottomann

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

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Dude, the last guy on the left looks like Eddy from Ed, Edd, n' Eddy.

Damn this is accurate the minorities have more rights than us

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Cool Face

How me and Cindy be like every time Piggum stops us 😂

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Or God forbid, Newscum 😖

Tampon Tim Walz on the job.

As always, never buy anything made in china. Don't ever trust a democrat and NEVER leave your child alone with one.

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The food was totally awesome. 4 stars!

Double date at cracker barell with @snake-jailbird-official @cindy-lecce-space

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Thank you @reallegsgallucciblog @louiewalters and @cindy-lecce-space for getting me out. Let's celebrate at Luigi's.

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Damn, I look good.

The Springfield Criminal Spectrum ✨

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@reallegsgallucciblog At least I'm not the only one, bro 😂.

Dude, I seriously can't believe that my boy Jeremy is into this stuff. Also, creepy much?

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Dude, I seriously can't believe that my boy Jeremy is into this stuff. Also, creepy much?

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@fattonyscorner Nope. It's Beavis and Butthead! 😂

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@fattonyscorner Ha! Same, dude! Wanna know what it is?

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Saw these geese coming from the parking lot out of all places. Lmao must be one of Homer's other pets.

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Enjoyed an awesome night out with my babe, Cindy, yesterday. Now, I have a reason to enjoy V-Day again 😎