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“You don’t know the first thing about piracy, do ya? (...) It’s not about glory. It’s not about gettin’ what you want. It’s about belonging to something when the world has told you you’re nothin’. It’s about finding the family to kill for when yours are long dead. It’s about letting go of ego for something larger. The crew.”

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH SEASON 2 (2023-)

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ed buys a waffle machine and starts putting increasingly bizarre things in his waffles. it starts out normal: chocolate chips, chocolate syrup/powder to make chocolate waffles, blueberries. then mini m&ms (yeah I'm mini m&m posting who's gonna stop me??). perhaps even broken up kit kats and oreos. marmalade. miso soup mix. booze (sure why not? swapping out some of the water/oil for rum and seeing what happens). I can't think of anything else rn.

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life's a dick vs dick is life

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scratching the cat

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we need more lesbians guys

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up before the sun Edward Teach wakes up every morning out of habit and puts the kettle on while his darling husband snores sprawled on his side of the bed, and he scrounges up a quick breakfast and opens all the windows and sits on the surprisingly comfy lawn chair Stede supposedly won from a raccoon, and he looks at the overgrown garden slowly coming together and he closes his eyes and feels incredibly grateful that he gets to have all of this.

Stede Bonnet snuffles out of bed with the blanket still wrapped around his shoulders and the smell of buttered toast and tea and fresh sea air, and finds his husband asleep on the rickety lawn chair that he almost lost his life trying to get, softly moves the still warm cup of coffee, and carries Ed back to bed, to finish cooking the breakfast himself, and he feels incredibly grateful that he gets to have all of this.

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Man shoutout to Stede fucking Bonnet I am so proud of him. Going from having to ask his wife what being in love feels like, to writing the most earnest and saccharine love letters in bottles. Every day. “I long for you.” “Intertwined.” “We wrote our names on each other in permanent ink.” Kissing them before throwing them into the sea. Every day. He became the world’s biggest romantic dreamboat and he is exactly what Ed “I’m afraid I’m unlovable” Teach deserves. The classic Stede move of “I don’t know how to do this, but once I learn how to do it my own way, I’m going to completely reinvent what it means and it’s going to change lives for the better”

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Using only song titles from one band/artist, cleverly answer the questions and tag people.

Thanks for the tag @spirker this was super fun ☺️💗

🩷 Artist: The Killers

❤️ Gender: Just Another Girl

🧡 How you feel: The Getting By 𝐈𝐈

💚 If you could go anywhere, where: This River Is Wild

💙 Fav mode of transportation: In The Car Outside

💜 If my life were a tv show: This Is Your Life

🩷 Relationship status: Quiet Town

❤️ Your fear: Terrible Thing

💗 No pressure and sorry if you’ve done this already! @stedesearring @edsbacktattoo @peanutbutterex @harrylovesspaezle @saltpepperbeard @tulipseason @lumiilys @as-a-creww @jaskierx @stedesparasol @stedebonnets

And anyone else who wants to do it! ☺️

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scenes from the inn but it's stede reading a book on entomology and ed getting increasingly frustrated that stede keeps sharing "interesting" bug facts instead of fucking him

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*about to call mutual by name* *checks their bio* *i remembered their name correctly* *starts writing the post* *deletes it and checks the url again* *stares at url telling myself i know their name* *checks their bio again and i was still right* *writes post* *drafts it so i can check one more time before posting*

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Thinking about how any time Ed and Stede get into a little disagreement Ed just casually stretches his arms over his head to reveal a sliver of tummy and Stede immediately melts and gives him whatever he wants. 🥰

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This is a PSA to my fellow OFMD fic readers out there. This fic is one of the funniest & most in character things I have ever read and it’s insane to me that it doesn’t even have 1K hits. What if Mary’s book club found Stede’s letters?

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I can't believe "so, there's another mary?" is a real line of dialogue lmao. girl you have one of the literally most common names in history. you're lucky there aren't 3 more marys in this story.

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the real tragedy of not getting S3 is not getting to see how much lower they would taken Stede’s neckline

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Go and read my fic, it has magic and sappy love and marmalade being used improperly (and I'm almost done with the last chapter) 😌

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2 YEARS BABEYYYY

MY BLOG TURNS 1 YEAR OLD TODAY 🥳