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Thought about her fuckass Bob in the 3d model movies
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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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shower gel label: immerse your self in this new “Me Time” luxury fruity tooty. abandon all sense of identity and dissolve Your memories into this soothing chemical broth One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely
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i love it when people are like "jedi, the serene and otherworldly monks" because i'm like have you ever met a monk irl...ever...all I'm saying is that my swiftie friend found out taylor swift broke up with her bf because her friend who is the ABBOT of a local monastery texted her "your girl taylor dumped her bf" as soon as it happened, you know yoda is texting things like "wynssa starflare, divorced again" to the group chat on the daily
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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
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*flirtatiously* bleeding out all by yourself, handsome?
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im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast
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being in your 20s is like. every day i am playing with forces i can barely understand
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hey guys, Im back on the roleplaying scene. I role play frostmaster, tycutio and serovolk (if any of you know what this is)
I want some rp partners! Let's link up
#frostmaster#frostmaster rp#loki x grandmaster#loki x grandmaster rp#role playing#serovolk#sergei razumovsky
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