snakearm

[snakearm]

A waste of good fish, but more than doable if you take bloatin’ into account.

typical,,, gotta let reality get in th’ way ‘f a good pun… smh @angsttank

[snakearm]

Not to be feral on main but biting is great I love it

[snakearm]

Feel free to let ‘em know they have an audience then.

“A few of ‘em might be into that.”

[snakearm]

You chose it, I’m allowed to enjoy it- if you ever film it let me know.

[He has money and nothing against spending it on attractive lesbians.]

Who needs lesbian porn when @v–iper exists?

[snakearm]

Trust me, I’m listening~

Who needs lesbian porn when @v–iper exists?

[snakearm]

Who needs lesbian porn when @v--iper exists?

[snakearm]

Play “Never Have I Ever” with my muse!

Send “Never have I ever” and tell my muse something that yours has never done. If my muse has done the thing, they have to take a drink. The maximum is 10 drinks!

Good luck!

[snakearm]

However long you want and technically yeah, they got a good set of jaws, but they also only get snappy when in light- unless you got a bulb up there you ain’t tellin’ me about they shouldn’t clamp down in there.

It’s not my first rodeo, so don’t worry about it, and it’s better then dead- dead’s not nearly as fun.

snakearm‌:

[You’d better fucking eat it, shit’s expensive.]

Life and soul, yeah- when people party with me they end up havin’ an eel-y good time.

[That was terrible, but by hell was he going to use the setup. He’s a comedic genius.]

So you actually doin’ this or what? Cuz it won’t be instant- ain’t gonna pretend I can pull seafood out my ass. 

You will though. Soon.

*No, no, he liked it. That was a fuckin’ good one, Ryuji.*

Yeah! I’ll do it! Stick eels up me arse! I’ve pulled worse out o’ there, anyway!

So how long from now’re we talkin’, eh? Also–do they bite?

[snakearm]

Fuck already.

v–iper‌:

“Nah, you’ve already hit rock bottom.”

“that is your statement, yet, somehow, you are still beneath me.”

[snakearm]

[You’d better fucking eat it, shit’s expensive.]

Life and soul, yeah- when people party with me they end up havin’ an eel-y good time.

[That was terrible, but by hell was he going to use the setup. He’s a comedic genius.]

So you actually doin’ this or what? Cuz it won’t be instant- ain’t gonna pretend I can pull seafood out my ass. 

You will though. Soon.

snakearm‌:

Freshwater, dumbass, not electric- how else are you gonna eat it after?

[Is he joking? Probably not to be honest, because the nasty just hit ground level and thought ‘let’s make a basement floor, why not?’]

*… Pun, denied.*

Boy, ye must be real pun at parties, eh, mate?

*To be fair, Ryuji, he’d eat it too.*

[snakearm]

Freshwater, dumbass, not electric- how else are you gonna eat it after?

[Is he joking? Probably not to be honest, because the nasty just hit ground level and thought ‘let's make a basement floor, why not?’]

snakearm‌:

Are you finally useful for something?

“Am I gonna be shocked at how good it’s gonna feel?”

[snakearm]

Are you finally useful for something?

@snakearm​

#all these subs in my feed and none of them want eels in their asses

Junkrat no.

[snakearm]

Prove it.

*points at ashe* bottom

“Excuse ya’, I’m a sadistic dom top.”

[snakearm]

Looking out at this sea of super hero bitches like wow

Apparently being a bottom bitch is a requirement for heroism. No thanks.

[snakearm]

Yeah- I bet you do like that don’tcha, bitch~?

[snakearm]

BDSM CHECKLIST

[snakearm]

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