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lmao get loved loser

get absolutely fucking treasured

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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.

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The blowjob princess has requested you to her private chambers, she would not say why..

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can you paypal me one ancient rusting coin

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Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.

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just saw my first ghibli movie. anyone else think the food in these looks good as fuck? 😋😋😛

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"oh man im kinda hungry enough for a snack but not enough for a full meal. lemme check my pantry and see if theres something small for me to eat"

the reliable animal cracker:

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Yeah eat your beige stupid fuck