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newton just created a 4th law

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shoutout to the guy I saw downtown in an "I 💖 small titties" shirt who looked at my tits

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sometimes you find a reusable tupperwear in the back of your fridge that. well. you could wash but. goodbye. Remember the real problem is Taylor swift .

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i was cheering for him...

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As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext

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had a dream that I had a pair of headphones whose "low battery" sound was a weak and hacking dry cough

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Dude that is too much slop for him

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I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

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remembering all the times i spent money

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the jerk store called. and they said. sorry wrong number. i love you

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the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

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he keeps doing things

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*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*