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    "In class today, teacher gave me a lil paper crown to wear that said ‘Happy Birthday.’ But it didn’t fit over my mask ‘nd I didn’t like wearing it none, so I ate it.”

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childrenswar:

“Happy birthday dear Jataroooooo~!”

     "Happy birthday, dear Monakaaaaa---! Wait, it’s not your birthday-- Whateeeever!”

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universal-multimuse a réagi à votre billet:     “Happy birthday to meeeee (cha cha cha,)...

Is this open to everyone or…

i only roleplay with mutuals. please read my rules, im very tired of answering this question constantly ;V;

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                                              ✦ sometimes I tremble like a little child ✦

                                            ✧ that faces morning with a broken smile ✧

                                       ✧ sometimes I crumble when the shades unfurl ✧

                                         ✦ sometimes I feel that I could rule the world ✦

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     "Happy birthday to meeeee (cha cha cha,) happy birthday to meeee (cha cha cha,) happy birthday dear meeeee, happy birthday to meeee (cha cha cha.)”

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     "Today, it's cold. Wow. Wooowie-zowie. Now, wow, zow, pow, cow. It’s cold. I tried paintin’ stuff with nail polish instead’a paint today, and boy, not fun. It dries too fast, it’s the worst-est smell. I’ll stick to usin’ normal paint ‘nd people’s guts. --Just kiddin’! Prob’ly!”

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roseate-ruruka a réagi à votre billet “im puttin together a ruruka cosplay and  puts me face in me hands ...”

does this mean I have to cosplay Jataro

nah im gonna cos jataro over the summer ill take care of both of the two for us

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shufukuu a réagi à votre billet “     “In math class, we learned ‘bout percentages. Chances of having...”

"I'm gunna kick your little butt."

     "Haha, wow. That sounds unfortunate. Didja know caterpillars have so many legs? So many. Oof. Imagine havin’ that many legs. I’d be really fast. Have you ever tried on a tutu and gone like, huh, so this is bein’ a fairy princess?”

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this has been a psa

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     "In math class, we learned ‘bout percentages. Chances of having Shark Tooth Syndrome in the Main Course is at an all-time high of 7%. Chances of anyone suffering with Shark Tooth Syndrome in Main Course findin’ a jar of dead snails in their backpack, left there on accident by Kemuri, is also at an all-time high of 100%. Sorry ‘bout that.”

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im puttin together a ruruka cosplay and 

puts me face in me hands 

this is gonna cost some $$$$$

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iblising a réagi à votre billet “     “Hey, there. The name’s Kemuri. if you attend Hope’s Peak...”

SICK, A BEETLE PET!!!! I'M GONNA NAME HIM COCO!!!!

     "I was unaware Coco was sick. He got a cold, or is it somethin’ real awful? Colds suck bad, but they go ‘way after a few weeks. Don’t want Coco to die.”

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aurousheiress a réagi à votre billet “     “Hey, there. The name’s Kemuri. if you attend Hope’s Peak...”

Finds the beetle and crushes it.

     The tiny boy let out a shrill, horrible scream.

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in high school my best friend and i had a recurring joke where we referred to jataro as jarutaro. i dont remember why. i think it was because it vaguely sounded like naruto and 16 year old us thought that was really funny. anyways, jarutaro

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     "Hey, there. The name's Kemuri. if you attend Hope’s Peak Academy, chances that I put a big ol’ beetle in your backpack range from 0% to 100%. You’re just gonna have to guess.”

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roseate-ruruka a réagi à votre billet: ��

“ … Jato… ”

     "Yeeeeah?"

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😲

shhhh! 

     “At midnight, I steal candy from the candy-shop jars. Sleep’s good but I got priorities.”