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The headline: UK Drug Dealer Feeling Bleu After Cheese Photo Leads To Arrest
The article: Police cracked encryption on a privacy-focused phone service provider and ran fingerprint analysis on photos posted by users.
Like I get that law enforcement does things like this, that’s literally what it exists for, I’m just really upset by the cutesy framing.
Also. Like. Don’t organize shit online or over the phone. Law enforcement has been pressuring tech companies to put backdoors into encrypted services for years, this whole crackdown happened because of a device-level attack, and you never know who’s listening.
And yeah. If you’re setting up an anonymous ID online for any reason do not, under any circumstances, post or share any identifying information under that ID or with devices associated with that account.
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1st attempt at skirt kon. Will give it a few more tries
#the way my brain shorted out when I first saw this#like not to be a lesbian but...#dc comics#kon el superboy#fanart
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The opposite of “bonfire” is, presumably, “malice.”
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whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style
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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
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The more I learn about LCC the more I'm convinced that everyone responsible for its creation should suffer a painful death
#I mean at least Dewey was organized about his racism#librarianship#classification systems#lcc#also why do they not have the basic classes and subclasses all in a simple pdf#I'm genuinely typing it all by hand into a google doc just so I can reference it quickly
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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on
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"I want him" not sexually not romantically but a secret third way (squeaky toy)
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gotham sirens for you guys!
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I'm addicted to removing inane captions from otherwise good posts
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marriage is insane. people will really be like "if you really love me youll sign this legal document binding our finances together"
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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american
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